Mustang Forum - Mustang World  


Mustang Grilles, Mustang Windshield banners, Mustang Bumper inserts and more at MW Speedshop.com

Go Back   Mustang Forum - Mustang World > General Discussion > Clubhouse
User Name
Password
Register FAQ Members List Mark Forums Read


View Poll Results: Thread title
Yes 25 78.13%
No 7 21.88%
Voters: 32. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 11-04-2009, 04:16 PM   #21
Ducky
I'm not having sex
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Malmstrom AFB
Posts: 35,220
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ja1son
i want a bidet
or one of those thingies you can add on to a regular toilet and acts as a bidet. with the warmed water and dryer and everything

I stayed at a hotel in San Luis Obispo that had one. I said I was going to use it before leaving. But I forgot
__________________

MWGC #.308
there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who dont
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wire
Women, nature's punching bag
Ducky is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 11-04-2009, 04:16 PM   #22
00_GeeTee
Privates Investigator
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 10,294
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ja1son
i want a bidet
or one of those thingies you can add on to a regular toilet and acts as a bidet. with the warmed water and dryer and everything


Oh ya it's spelled bidet
__________________
00_GeeTee is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 11-04-2009, 04:17 PM   #23
Ducky
I'm not having sex
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Malmstrom AFB
Posts: 35,220
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ja1son

only a couple times has the TP slipped a bit. but never. never broken through it

bunch of butt-wiping noobs up in huurrr

6-7 squares, folded in half 3 times. Never fails.
__________________

MWGC #.308
there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who dont
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wire
Women, nature's punching bag
Ducky is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 11-04-2009, 04:18 PM   #24
Ja1son
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McKinney, Tx
Posts: 23,357
Send a message via AIM to Ja1son
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ducky
6-7 squares, folded in half 3 times. Never fails.

i wad mine
or fold once and wad it "neatly"
__________________

MWOTF #0004 MWPC #001 Cobra #340 Mystichrome #73
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ducky
...I've done 7 but not swallowed.
Ja1son is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-04-2009, 04:24 PM   #25
Kishan
Dune Coon
 
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: South Bay, CA
Posts: 1,009,014
if your finger has never gone through you probably have a dirty acehole.
__________________
Kishan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-04-2009, 04:29 PM   #26
Ducky
I'm not having sex
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Malmstrom AFB
Posts: 35,220
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ja1son
i wad mine
or fold once and wad it "neatly"

I got in trouble for wadding when I was a kid, my dad said it was wasteful . I figure 12 layers of TP thats 3/4+ of a square in size is enough.
__________________

MWGC #.308
there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who dont
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wire
Women, nature's punching bag
Ducky is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 11-04-2009, 04:30 PM   #27
MustangMaggot
EmDub's resident Maggot
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 26,242
Send a message via ICQ to MustangMaggot Send a message via AIM to MustangMaggot Send a message via MSN to MustangMaggot
Yup.
__________________

[img]http://www.****************/ims/u/154/14108/279880.jpg[/img]

PSN: MustangMaggot
Quote:
Originally Posted by Waterboy
My PS3 continued to collect dust while my 360's were in the shop.
MustangMaggot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-04-2009, 04:31 PM   #28
Ja1son
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McKinney, Tx
Posts: 23,357
Send a message via AIM to Ja1son
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ducky
I got in trouble for wadding when I was a kid, my dad said it was wasteful . I figure 12 layers of TP thats 3/4+ of a square in size is enough.

never counted how many sheets i use so trying to remember
but i'd say 6-7 sheets
__________________

MWOTF #0004 MWPC #001 Cobra #340 Mystichrome #73
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ducky
...I've done 7 but not swallowed.
Ja1son is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-04-2009, 04:32 PM   #29
Ducky
I'm not having sex
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Malmstrom AFB
Posts: 35,220
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ja1son
never counted how many sheets i use so trying to remember
but i'd say 6-7 sheets

I actually used to count . But I have been using that amount for so long, that I just guess now. And get close enough. One or two extra squares doesnt hurt anything.
__________________

MWGC #.308
there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who dont
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wire
Women, nature's punching bag
Ducky is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 11-04-2009, 04:34 PM   #30
331 LX
Moderator
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Lexington KY
Posts: 19,311
Send a message via AIM to 331 LX
Quote:
Originally Posted by 4eyed 86
yes, when you are pissing water it's not that hard


This man knows...
__________________

Xbox GT- Turbo 306LX
MWFC #1 (Forza Crew )
331 LX is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-04-2009, 04:35 PM   #31
Ja1son
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McKinney, Tx
Posts: 23,357
Send a message via AIM to Ja1son
Quote:
Originally Posted by 331 LX
This man knows...

i think my water pissing ones are often cleaner when i wipe than "normal" shiits
__________________

MWOTF #0004 MWPC #001 Cobra #340 Mystichrome #73
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ducky
...I've done 7 but not swallowed.
Ja1son is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-04-2009, 04:41 PM   #32
Blck92GT
Now w/ 2.5l of fury
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 8,274
Send a message via AIM to Blck92GT
If you dont want to wipe just start eating painkillers and your poop will just be little dry rabbit pellets with no mess at all
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Concordium
looks like she's giving herself a pap smear
Blck92GT is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 11-04-2009, 04:44 PM   #33
Ja1son
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McKinney, Tx
Posts: 23,357
Send a message via AIM to Ja1son
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blck92GT
If you dont want to wipe just start eating painkillers and your poop will just be little dry rabbit pellets with no mess at all


i remember when my sister had knee surgery. think they gave her hydrocodein. shiit made her constipated like woah. this was when i was still in high school. she stayed with us at the parents house for a few days while she recovered. one time she went to poop and was yelling from the bathroom, across the house. "moommm! i cant poop! it wont come out! what do i do!?"
i think she was like 26ish at the time
__________________

MWOTF #0004 MWPC #001 Cobra #340 Mystichrome #73
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ducky
...I've done 7 but not swallowed.
Ja1son is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 05:31 PM.


Bedroom Furniture and Office Furniture from our sponsor Everything Furniture.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.0.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright 2004 Mustangworld.com