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10-11-2006, 02:07 PM
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If you were to judge each region of the US based off the people who post on Mdub.....
You would come to some absolutely fvcked up conclusions and would have some sick stereotypes (tho most of them are probably true) Again, based purely on the people that post on Mdub, this is what you would think about the country
California- Full of bandwagon, trend happy posers who think they are better than the rest of the world, and will copy any fad to prove it. Yes I enjoy paying aboslutely way too much to live, but yo know what- I get so many perks because of it. Think about it. I get to be on the fore front of every single fad ever started. All the retarded ones that don't even make it out to the rest of the US because they are that retarded? Yea I was into each and everyone of them. We think all our sports teams are underated but the rest of the country knows that they are all over rated. We are bandwagon fans who only support teams that are winning. We don't actually like the sports, and we would rather go to a game to see a celebrity than see the team win. We don't understand that no one gives a flying fvck about our teams ,and thats why they don't get coverage in the Media. We are the biggest postwhores and make by far the majority of all the useless posts on Mdub LOL XBOX 360 03/04 COBRA FTW The Rocky Mountain Area You smoke a crap load of pot and are really laid back. You don't make a big splash about anything and are content to just hang out and take life as it comes to you. Unless you are wire of course, because you care about circumcision more than men who actually have penises and have to worry about it do. Arizona You are like california without all the bad parts (except for the mexicans, god damn mexicans) You have nice weather, nice housing yet somehow you aren't complete douchebags! The Southern Midwest You live east bumfvck and you know it. You will take every opprotunity to sh1t on how much Cali houses cost tho because you live in an 8,000 sq foot mansion that you paid $100,000 for. Oklahoma football is all you got, but it's all good. P.S. all the girls have huge tits but horse faces Texas Everyone from texas is a gun nut and a die hard republican (wait this is actually true) Anyone who threatens to take your guns away or says anything bad about your pride and joy, George Bush (  your pride and joy is george bush, yikes) you call them terrorists and traitors who don't love their country. You act like your state is the friendliest, cleanest and best but everyone knows that it's full of dirty naggers and mexicans. Your heads are almost as big as the sheer amount of useless land in Texas. 95% of texas could fall off the map and go to mexico and no one would, but YEEHAWWW GIT ER DONE WE ARE THE LONE STAR STATE BECAUSE WE ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS US YEEHAWWWFlorida You are 100% retarded. You sh1t on cali for their earthquakes and mexicans but you have hurricanes that are about 10 times more common and you have more cubans and DR naggers than you can deal with. Having to deal with disgusting bugs and ridiculously humid weather is normal and definitely worth paying for. The East Coast South of New Jersey Everyone that lives here is atleast 40 years old. Besides that you are boring or an admin The Northern Midwest, Chicago, Detroit etc You guys wait until your team is doing good, and then you burst onto the scene with seemingly age old loyalty. Besides that you are either a complete moron or a real chill dude. There is no inbetween. Half of you should move to cali (the morons) and the other half should take up residency in the North east. You guys suck so hard at life that it's almost impossible to pick out exactly why you suck. It's like trying to stare at a tree while ignoring the entire forest. The Northeast You are witty, humorous and show some intelligence. You don't give into fads very easily unless you are from new jersey, in which case you are either a guido or an emo. You have undieing loyalty to your sports team, through rain or shine and you can actually argue about sports intelligently. You actually know some things about other teams. If you are an old guy, you have a good job and even when you post whore at work it's not random bullsh1t it's actually fun to read. If you are a young guy you go to college and want to do something with your life. Of course the rest of the country, especially cali will sh1t on you for this because West coast > * P.S. your time zone kicks ass and isnt' a nuisance
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Mr. Trenton
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Dude, I totally conceeded on the circumcision issue.
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10-11-2006, 02:08 PM
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You actually took the time to type that out?
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10-11-2006, 02:09 PM
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northeast ftmfw
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10-11-2006, 02:10 PM
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10-11-2006, 02:11 PM
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10-11-2006, 02:11 PM
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That was completely retarded, I hope you didn't waste time typing all that out.
And of course, everyone in the country is an idiot except for people in your region.  |
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10-11-2006, 02:11 PM
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and everyone from texas wears cowboy boots, 10gallon hats and rides a horse..........
(edit) and beats up their wife/girlfriend/mom/sister
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10-11-2006, 02:12 PM
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Florida's the dumbest.
No questions asked.
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10-11-2006, 02:12 PM
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10-11-2006, 02:12 PM
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cali >*
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10-11-2006, 02:13 PM
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haha awesome, cant say the giving into fads thing is true about jersey though with me at least... guidos are getting out of hand though!
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Everyone in jersey is a closet guido, they just haven't realized it yet 
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northwest > *
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10-11-2006, 02:15 PM
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5.0 or 4.6? Why not both?
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10-11-2006, 02:17 PM
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I'll be the 1st to say 99% of the FL crew are fvcking morons.
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10-11-2006, 02:18 PM
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I really don't care.
 If I judged other regions based on people off of MW... there would be something wrong with every single one of them. There is at least one person from each bunch that the world could go without.
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10-11-2006, 02:19 PM
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southeast?
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