bigbodyhoe

After reading this... it makes me think 100x's more about that lame ass state.
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Yeah, I'm from Jersey, have been all my life. I'm gonna give you everything about jersey, the good, the bad, and the ugly.

First... New Jersey people are conceited. It's true. We hate
everyone else. And we think we are better than everyone else. And we never stop talking about how great jersey is. Then we tell people to "shut the **** up" when they tell us all we talk about is jersey. I just recently was in the south ... and I can honestly say, that I do think I am better than them. It's not my fault. It's cause I'm from jersey. My friends and I were the rudest, most obnoxious people there. Everyone just stared at us. Then we saw other rude people, and I asked them where they were from. They said jersey.

Why are New Jersey people self centered? Because we have reason to be.

Next, some of the most famous people have come from our
state. Just to name A FEW... Frank Sinatra, Bruce Springsteen, Kevin Smith, Whitney Houston, Martha Stewart, Lauryn Hill, Catch 22, Anne Hathaway, Queen Latifa, My Chemical Romance, Bon Jovi, Jack Nicholson, Bruce Willis, The Four Seasons, Danny Devito, Tom Cruise .. and the list Goes on.

Not only do we have famous people, we rank in the top 10 of smartest states every year.

Not only are we smart & famous...we're rich. Bergen, Somerset, Morris, & Hunderton counties rank in the countries top 15 richest counties. And despite the slums of Newark (yes, Newark, not New -ark) & Camden which are some of the countries most dangerous places to live, we have 4 of the top 10 safest cities to live in the US.

And we smell? Yeah, we do. New Jersey smells like ASS. On the turnpike, between exits 14 and 17. That's like, 5 percent of the entire state.. Bayonne, Port Newark, and Secaucus. And the surrounding areas. That's it. The majority of the state smells like trees. Because the majority of the state is trees. In fact, three of New Jersey's cities rank in the countries top 10 least polluted cities. So shove it.

New Jersey is ideal. I live 30 minutes away from New York City and live at the famous jersey shore, which by the way is amazing. You think your beach is better? **** you. Why do you think MTV's true life had an episode titled "I'm a Jersey Shore girl." Because it's the best ****ing shore in the country.

My house is 3 minutes to the nearest mall, 5 minutes to the next, and a 10 to the next. I just Counted 7 malls within a half hour of my house. Find me another state that has all that to offer.

Yeah, we have accents. Who gives a ****? Everyone has an accent. And no, we don't say "Joisey." We do say "cawfee and tawk." But I can tell you it's a hell of a better accent than you bitches from the south.

Hungry? Don't worry. We have 24 hour diners. A million of them. We also have Hoboken which has some of the finest places to eat. And you have not had real Italian food until you come here. Okay?
And WE can't drive? NO.. YOU can't drive. In the south the speed limit signs read: speed limit 60.. minimum 45. WHAT? That's why you people can't drive. Who has a minimum speed limit? New Jersey drivers like pissing other people off solely because of the reputation. This is what we will do...just so you know...if we see an out of state license plate, we'll tailgate your ass. Probably because you're only doing the speed limit & we want to go 20 over. Then, we'll cut you off... and go slow in front of you. Because we can. And because when you go home you're gonna complain about us. We like it, it doesn't bother us….it's what we want.

We like fast things. Things move too slow in other states. You can tell that someone's from New Jersey by the way they walk. They walk really fast and have a strut that says "I'm better than you."

Music scene? Amazing. Remember Hunka Bunka?...DJais, and last but definitely not least... TEMPTS!!! Enough said. We also have the best local bands... The rap scene, I don't know much about that, but I know it's there…& I know it's good. Obviously the club scene. You don't know club music until you come into New Jersey... SERIOUSLY. - - - - "We don't pump our gas ... we pump our fists."

Just shut the **** up. If you go to Seaside boardwalk or Belmar. You'll probably see some of the trashiest, skankiest girls & some of the most guido, gelled up hair, armani exchange wearing boys that take too many steroids and have too much sex… But they are gorgeous and they know how to dance better than anyone you ever met in your life. So yeah, the stereotype that all jersey chicks are trashy, is true ... but only if you go to Seaside. That's pretty much it. The rest of the state is full of confident, beautiful people that speak their mind.

The majority of Jersey people are Italian, or wish they were. We drink & smoke way too much. Oh yeah and we throw the sickest parties ... in the woods.

What else? Giants, Jets, Nets, and of course the Devils. They're
better than you. So shut the **** up. And we have more Yankee fans than New York City. Come to jersey with a sox hat on ... I ****in' dare you!

And oh yeah, we say "yo." Often. And "****." I don't complain that you say "y'all" so don't complain that I say "yo."

To sum up New Jersey, yeah, most of the stereotypes are true,
probably for about 5 percent of the state. The rest of the state is beautiful.

And yeah, we hate you. We love ourselves. Wanna know why? Because all you bitches hate us. How would you feel if the other 49 states spent all their time talking ****? We deserve to be our own country cause we're that cool.

REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE FROM JERSEY AND DAMNNN PROUD!


and what I think after reading that....

I'd rather see Jersey float away than California. HA

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bigbodyhoe

It's some dude going on about why New Jersey is so much better than ANYWHERE else in the US... talking about how they have the Giant, Yankees, and all this... um.. aren't those New York teams? ha...

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Sounds like something Softcore wrote to go with this post abou the North East being the bestest place on the planet to be from.

GeeTee_Dan

should have thought about typing that cliff note in your first post

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thats a re-post... I know... I posteded about it first

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Lol,
very true,

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Having your penis ripped off by Asian midgets > NJ.

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People from New York $hit on Jersey. why do people from there think that it is so great? I dunno...

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what a shiathole.

BlackBeachGT

I will next week!!

Jersey shore is trashy, looks like it is stuck in time.

Red Sox Dynasty

Preface: I'm born and lived my entire life in New Jersey.


What are those 4 safest cities?


What are those 3 cities that are in the top 10 least polluted?


Not a fan of the Jersey shore. I prefer the Carolina coast.


We used to have 24 hour diners in Sussex County, but they're all reducing their hours. Yes, I do like going 15+ over the speed limit, but I'm not going to go slow after I pass. I'm doing 15+ because I'm in a rush to get wherever I need to get to and not to be an ass.


I'm not Italian and I wouldn't say a majority of people I know in Sussex and northern Morris Counties are Italian. We are probably a rather diverse state en total.


I'm a huge Red Sox fan and I always wear my Sox hat in NJ. I especially enjoy wearing my 04 WS hat. I even went to a bar in NJ during Game 3 of the 04 ALCS against the NYY wearing a Sox hat and the NYY fans didn't do much. I was not threatened.

To sum it up...NJ - yay; author - tard

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not bored enough to read all that

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fvck jersey, its a nazi/over taxed/over populated state.. if there was no ocean here, itd be a total waste

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Oregon , do you have electricity yet.

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id venture to say that at the very least its better than say MS?

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hahaha

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bossman429

IM from ny, all i can say is NJ is the armpit of America... look at a map it even looks like and armpit sorta.



I hate all those jersey gotti wanna be boys. the Shore sucks, the water is cold, its crowded and boring.

One of the worst states to drive in, you cant make left turns, or U-turns. The cops are pricks.

best part is ill be working there in 3 days... great....



Now NY on the other hand >*



..and as far as the South comment, I been in Asheville NC for 3 months now, parts of it really piss me off, no good food, everythings is a chain rest. or the same BBQ crap. People drive slow, but its very beautiful and pleasant over all... would i live here? no, but i have really enjoyed these past 3 months, much more than i will the next 9 in jersey

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