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10-30-2006, 06:17 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Long Island, NY
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Clever things to write when leaving candy outside
Ideas??
 My wife thought of "Please be neat and leave a treat" but I'm afraid the older kids will poop on my porch
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10-30-2006, 06:18 PM
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MW Literacy Advocate
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: South OC, CA
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"One of these candies is filled with poison. Take as many as you like."
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10-30-2006, 06:18 PM
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MW Logician
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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prediction... you are going to put out an empty bowl and pretend you are out of candy
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10-30-2006, 06:19 PM
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e-Playa
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sacramento, CA
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Fugg them kids
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10-30-2006, 06:20 PM
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Always the hard way
Join Date: May 2006
Location: over the under
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i own firearms, lots of them. stay away from my house.
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10-30-2006, 06:21 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Northeast So Cal
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why bother?
any self respecting kid is just gunna dump the whole bowl in his bag and walk away. we get maybe 4-5 trick or treaters a year here. Living at the top of a huge hill > * although its kinda fun to pass out candy for like 20 minutes if you've got a lot of people in the yard to make the 2-4 year olds cry. |
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10-30-2006, 06:21 PM
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Yes I'm for rent
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: SF
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"Now poison free!"
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10-30-2006, 06:25 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Long Island, NY
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I'm not going to be home for most of tomorow. Going to leave a bowl of yellow and red starbursts, brown tootsie roll pops, etc.. (Hate those colors) and Butterfingers
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10-30-2006, 06:32 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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are you near queens blvd and woodhaven? thats were i work so give me your address so i can stop by after work for 1 piece of candy  |
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10-30-2006, 06:34 PM
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Yeah I'm a likely target
Join Date: May 2001
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Crap...I gotta go get some apples and razor blades at the grocery store tomorrow.
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10-30-2006, 11:02 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Las Vegas
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please take one piece only...
or i'll follow you home and kill you. |
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10-30-2006, 11:05 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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as technological as kids are nowadays, just write "these premises are on security surveillance and the candy has gps, so if you take more than one i will track you down and taser you with my new motorola shocker v4 cell phone"
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10-30-2006, 11:21 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Michigan
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LOL 
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10-30-2006, 11:23 PM
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formerly drevil7171
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: the southern part of the best state
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Every time you eat a piece of candy, god kills a japanese video game programmer
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10-30-2006, 11:26 PM
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dookie
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Shreveport
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"home-made creamy filling in the cordial cherries"
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10-30-2006, 11:36 PM
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The Terminator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: EastSide
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if you are not home just leave your light off and do not put out candy
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