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11-15-2006, 11:55 AM	#1
BigHairBands Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Clearwater, Fl Posts: 32	Joke One Day Mr. Lizard was walking through the forest As he was walking along he heard a coughing up in a tree He looked into the tree and saw Mr. Koala Bear up there coughing. Mr. Lizard asks " What's wrong Mr. Koala Bear? Whay are you coughing? " Mr. Koala Bear replies " I've got a big joint up here, you wanna come up and share it with me? " Mr. Lizard climbs up the tree and sits down on the branch next to Mr. Koala Bear and they both just start smoking away, laughing, giggling and having a good ol time. Short time later Mr. Lizard says " Damn, I am thirsty. " Mr. Koala Bear replies " Why don't you go down to the river and get some water and when you get done come on back and we will keep on partying. " Mr. Lizard runs down to the river, jumps into the river and starts drinking the water. As he was drinking Mr. Alligator swims up and says " Mr. Lizard, why are you so thirsty? " He replies " Oh, I was up in the tree with Mr. Koala Bear and and he has this big joint that he was sharing with me but I got really thirsty so I come down to get some water. " Mr. Alligator states " Now that sounds like fun. " Mr.Lizard says " Go on and up there. Mr. Koala Bear is looking for some friends to share it with. " Mr. Alligator walks up to the base of the tree, looks up at Mr. Koala Bear and says " Hey, Mr. Koala Bear " Mr. Koala Bear looks down and says " HOLY SHIAT!! HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK!! "

11-15-2006, 11:56 AM	#2
4me2have2 GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta georgia Posts: 16,546	hahah ahaha i give it a 4 out of 5 __________________

11-15-2006, 12:00 PM	#3
Don_Vitos broth Bannеd Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 8,532

11-15-2006, 12:02 PM	#4
briz wtf Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Bergen County, Nj Posts: 5,121	hahah that is a good one __________________

11-15-2006, 12:03 PM	#5
TerryTuffguy Lord of the Ban.T ring Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Jays fat ass moms house Posts: 11,096	nudes of the koala bear now n00b

11-15-2006, 12:03 PM	#6
Frito "May Cause Anal Seepage" Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 19,679	If your name means, 80's Big Hair Bands, then you are ok in my book. __________________

11-15-2006, 12:04 PM

Sublime GT

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Great; another Floridian

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I didn't even know it was possible to be impotent and a premature ejaculator at the same time

Trust me, it is.

11-15-2006, 12:08 PM	#8
mitchapalooza3 I rule Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 2,847	what a noob! <----- just kidding, that was funny

11-15-2006, 12:08 PM

BigHairBands

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Originally Posted by Frito

If your name means, 80's Big Hair Bands, then you are ok in my book.

Sure does. Thanks.

11-15-2006, 12:10 PM	#10
AmmoChief Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Fort Riley, Kansas Posts: 61,431	good one n00b

11-15-2006, 03:15 PM	#11
milhouse Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Location: New-Brunswick, Canada Posts: 4,544

11-15-2006, 03:19 PM	#12
Navarro Hingatümah' Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The O.C. Posts: 7,508	Stupid Koala, doesn't know a lizzard from an aligator ....or was it the drugs? __________________ MWPC#10 MW80's crew #13

11-15-2006, 03:21 PM

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Sublime GT

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Originally Posted by Navarro

Stupid Koala, doesn't know a lizzard from an aligator

....or was it the drugs?

I'm still trying to figure out what's so funny about it myself

I've come to the conclusion that only stoners and child molestors get it.

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Originally Posted by Sublime GT

I didn't even know it was possible to be impotent and a premature ejaculator at the same time

Trust me, it is.

11-15-2006, 03:27 PM

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Rrich1

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Originally Posted by Sublime GT

I'm still trying to figure out what's so funny about it myself

I've come to the conclusion that only stoners and child molestors get it.

thats almost all of mw right there.

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11-15-2006, 03:34 PM	#15
cabrera1 creatin jackson pollack's Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: county of oranges Posts: 8,953	__________________ <--- cabrera1 Gator Chomp >* How important are rivalry games to Meyer? After his Gators unleashed Saturday's 45-15 Soak at Doak on the soggy, groggy Seminoles, Meyer was asked about being 11-1 in games against Florida's three biggest rivals — Florida State, Georgia and Tennessee. Meyer smiled slightly and corrected his inquisitor. "We're 12-1," he said. "We count Miami, too."

11-15-2006, 03:35 PM	#16
Rob03cobra The Terminator Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: EastSide Posts: 254,431	not quite the end i was expecting __________________ [IMG]http://www.****************/ims/u/376/426/253178.jpg[/IMG]

11-15-2006, 03:38 PM	#17
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11-15-2006, 03:41 PM	#18
Gilby Clarke #46 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: El Paso Texas Posts: 3,710	__________________ AIM - Gilby96mustang 2005 Jamaha R Juan 89 Notchback 1/4 Mile - 12.7 MWPC#4 MWGC#46

11-15-2006, 03:42 PM	#19
notfastenuf Don't Taze Me Bro! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: DC Posts: 21,907	Noticed you are in Clearwater - what do you drive and what do you do? __________________ -Ty If you need help putting together a resume', writing KSAs, or writing a cover letter, PM me - I can help.