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the image and the style that ya used to. I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the Underground. I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee. I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants and I even got my own dance {Chorus:} The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Verse Two: People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" that's all right 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me but ya can't get near me I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, all the girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere 'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge, both how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid, I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it, I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write. All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I'm gonna do my dance. {Chorus} Breakdown: Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a little bit about myself let me tell ya a little bit about this dance It's real easy to do--check it out Verse Three: First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy wack funky People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty That's all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump, and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump. {Chorus} Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Let's get stoopid! {Chorus} Oh, yeah, come on and break it down Outro: Once again, the Underground is in the house I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world, keep on doin' the Humpty Dance, and to the ladies, peace and humptiness forever
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that is creepy, i JUST listened to that, and was looking up the lyrics to post it ![]()
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I just listened to it on my Ipod.
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Lord of the Ban.T ring
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Jays fat ass moms house
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Jammed to that the other night at our party!!
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I'm SPIC-tacular!
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"burrrrer, burrer..."
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FYI, I added Dusty to my top 20 today on myspace earlier today actually. Stanggirl and Heathdurr both deleted me as their friend. ![]()
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no skin of my balls ![]()
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Do whatcha like.... ![]()
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$5 I can put you right next to her. ![]()
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Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Now as the record spins around, you recognize this sound, Well, it's the underground, You know that we're down with wutchyalike Yeah, with wutchyalike, yeah And though we're usually on the serious tip, check it out: Tonight we're gonna flip and trip and let it all hang out tonight, We're gonna say what we like. 'Cause, yo, yo, we wanna know how many people in the flow, Would like to just let yourselves go And doowutchyalike, Yeah, well tonight's your night. Just eat food, try not to be crude or rude, Kill the attitude, chill the serious mood, And doowutchyalike, Yeah, and doowutchyalike, Everybody doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yeah, doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Just doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yo, go whereyalike Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh I mean rich, poor, high, low, or upper-middle class, Let's all get together and have a few laughs And doowhatwelike Yeah, and doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike. And since you came here you gotta show and prove, And do thatdance, until it don't move, Doowutchyalike, Sometimes I bite. Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat, And if you're dirty, then go take a bath. Messed up the line? Nope, sometimes I don't rhyme. Help yourself to a cracker, with a spread of cheddar cheese, Have a neck bone, you don't have to say please Eatwutchyalike, yo, smellhowyalike. Everybody doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yo, doowutchyalike, you know what I'm sayin'? Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Whatever you like to do...talkhowyalike Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Just act a fool, it's okay if you drool, 'Cause everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool, And doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike. Homegirls, for once, forget you got class, See a guy you like: just grab 'im in the biscuits! And doowutchyalike. Now, red, white, black, tan, yellow, or brown, It really doesn't matter, we can all get down, And doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike. From a pink-skinned yankee, to a blue black southerner, Ditch digger or a governor, Just doowutchyalike, Lookhowyalike, Now don't you know we're gettin' busy, it can't be corrected, ??? had to be deaf I say whatIlike, Like I said, sometimes we bite, Even though you don't think it's right, Yo, I like to bite, Just havin' fun y'all, and if you think that it's wrong, You got to admit, it's a new type of song, Doowutchyalike, Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yeah, doowutchyalike, Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yo, gowhereyalike, Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yo, doowhoyalike Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Alright, here we go, y'all: Doowutchyalike, Talkhowyalike, Drinkwutchyalike, Grabwhoyalike, Feelwutchyalike, Eatwutchyalike, Scratchwhereyalike, Itchifyalike, [Daddy, can I go outside?] Ha, gowhereyalike, kid! Beep ...A brief announcement to all radio DJ's: If this record is currently being played at your station, we will provide the following time for you to announce your station identification. ...We'd also like to add that we've now reached the three-and-a-half minute mark of this song. Radio stations may begin your fade here. For those that would like help, we will start your fade for you... {Fade} Beep ...Now if this records is being played a a club, disco, lounge, house basement, or block party, car stereo, stoop, or at any other social gathering, we will now allow the beat to continue, and proceed to give you more of what you like. This message has been brought to you by the makers of the way we swing, and the underground talkhowyalike posse. [Ah, ah, ah, I feel like a nice big bowl of cereal, icy cold milk] [Daddy, can I eat some ice cream?] [Look, I told you kid, eatwutchyalike, ok?] Now the beat goes on 'til the break of dawn, And just peep this, y'all, 'cause we're singin' a song, And doowutchyalike, yeah doowutchyalike And since you came here you gotta show and prove, And do that dance, until it don't move, And doowutchyalike, Like I said, sometimes we bite Now we're all gettin' stupid, and actin' a fool, Anything that ya really wanna do is cool, So, Goldfingers, cutwutchyalike [Now let me tell you who I am...Ah ****...] Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat, And if you're dirty, then go take a bath, And doowutchyalike. Stetsasonics, adjust for the hip-hop fans, And since we're not your average everyday rap band, Yo, Pianoman, playhowyalike {piano solo} Just act a fool, it's okay if you drool, 'Cause everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool, [Wait a minute, wait a minute, don't take your clothes off yet, not yet, wait 'til we get home] Now if you wear corrective shoes and you got big bunyons, Toenails smell and look like onions, Don't doowutchyalike-- Go see a foot doctor tonight! Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody doowutchyalike Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yeah, doowutchyalike, Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Know what I'm sayin'? Just doowutchyalike. Ooh, ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Ah, everybody doowutchyalike, Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Straight hair, curled, casual and glamor, A shy girl, or loud like a bama. From Connecticut, or from Louisiana, Bad table ettiqutte, too much chatter, Very well spoken, or real bad grammer, I minority token, a brother in the slammer, A free civilian with a house in Santa Ana, If ya got a million, and live in Atlanta, If you got a weak bladder, or can't climb a ladder, What we're sayin' is, it really doesn't matter, I need a word that sounds like "atta" Slipped on a peel of banana, Doowutchyalike. [Yeah, cool, gettin' stupid, once again, you got the sound of the underground. Baby dope is in the house.] [Boyyy!!] [Are we puttin' things in check, Baby D?] [Too stupid check] [I'm wit' it. Yo Dave, let's show 'em some old school] It makes no sense just standin' around, Come on everybody, let's all...[Hang out] Yeah, and doowutwelike, From a lime to a lemon, a lemon to a lime, Come on, young ladies, let's have...[Good times] And doowutwelike. Now, I can sing, I can dance, I'm the king of romance, Are you sweet young ladies gonna give me a chance, To doowutchyalike? And get that thing packed tonight. Vanessa Williams, ooh, you're so divine, Just wanted to put your name in my rhyme, And doowutchyalike, Yeah, everybody doowutchyalike. [Hey, how 'bout you and me just go in the back room right now? Ok? just me and you] Ooh, ooh [Yo, don't take your clothes off, not yet] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh [Gowhereyalike, and since you came here you gotta show and prove] I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin' [Sometimes I blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah] I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin' [If you're fat, hungry, dirty, and need to take a bath: go wash your feet] I see, I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin' I see, I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin' [Just buggin' in the place to be, you got the sound of Shock G] End the record howwelike! ![]()
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