Mustang Forum - Mustang World - O M G. Do not leave empty bottles on your desk.

12-24-2006, 01:25 AM	#1
Retrosnipes Jumpman's little proxy Join Date: May 2005 Location: The Bay Area Posts: 8,349	O M G. Do not leave empty bottles on your desk. So last night, I had been doing the usual cruising through Mdub, playing Gears, and also had Beerfest playing in the backround. I usually have snacks beside me, and last night I happened to have some bagel bites and a bottle of Fuse fruit drink. For some odd reason, instead of walking to the bathroom only a few steps out my door, I peed in the empty fuse bottle and later on fell asleep. Fast forward to the next day. The next morning, I woke up and was an hour late for work and ran out the door quickly. Nine hours later, I had finally arrived back at my place and of course, noticed my computer and started to do my daily routine. I preheated the oven to 450 and popped in some bagel bites again, and then went back to the comp till it was ready. So here's the NASTY part. As I ate my bagel bites on my desk while surfing the web, I notice the fuse bottle with a peach-colored substance inside. I was like "perrrrrrrrrfect." since i hadn't had a drink yet. Without thinking, I took a quick gulp and immediately my face turned from normal to the face Mario makes when a goomba touches him in Super Mario brothers . WTFFFFF!!!! I ran to my sink as fast as I could before I could even taste my own man-juice. Cliffs: Drank a bottled drink and finished it. Peed in it due to laziness to get up to the bathroom and forgot all about it the next day. The next day I drank it by accident and puked. __________________ Last edited by Retrosnipes : 12-24-2006 at 01:36 AM.

12-24-2006, 01:27 AM	#2
asschafer tastes like raisins Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: city of wind Posts: 35,264	wow. i dont know where to begin. here we go: how does it feel to know you just drank piss? __________________ the audio equivalent of braille

12-24-2006, 01:27 AM	#3
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12-24-2006, 01:29 AM	#4
Abneriel al-jihād al-akbar!!! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 24,910	seriously...why do people post this stuff? __________________

12-24-2006, 01:29 AM	#5
TeXasTrash PSN = AmmoSGT Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Denton, Texas Posts: 6,511	i don't know what to say... __________________

12-24-2006, 01:30 AM

Retrosnipes

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Quote:

Originally Posted by asschafer

wow.

i dont know where to begin.

here we go: how does it feel to know you just drank piss?

I dunno really. I've always thought about how i'd never want to taste my own piss.

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12-24-2006, 01:30 AM	#7
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12-24-2006, 01:30 AM	#8
Paul SQUAT 2 PEE Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Northeast So Cal Posts: 80,785	theres no way

12-24-2006, 01:32 AM	#9
black04gt nut swinger Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: on the bandwagon with everyone else Posts: 10,770	i've p1ssed in a bottle a few times at work before. like if it's late and i pull over some where to sleep and i don't want to get out. or it's raining/really cold. but that sh1t gets capped and put in the trash bag as soon as i'm done... __________________

12-24-2006, 01:32 AM

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Retrosnipes

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul

theres no way

Dude. That's what I was thinking. Usually I always check and smell first before I drink it. This time.....it was all bad.

Quote:

Originally Posted by black04gt

i've p1ssed in a bottle a few times at work before. like if it's late and i pull over some where to sleep and i don't want to get out. or it's raining/really cold. but that sh1t gets capped and put in the trash bag as soon as i'm done...

Usually for me also, but I fell asleep for I even could put it away. I guess because I was exhausted from work and some old fuse looked good to me at the time. Oh man...............what was I thinking...............

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12-24-2006, 02:04 AM	#11
BONESTOCK :niglaugh: Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: MA Posts: 14,662	bah....where'd you copy and paste this story. I've read this story multiple times. __________________

12-24-2006, 02:16 AM	#12
Jeff01S281 MW Resident Golf Pro #2 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Mormonville, AZ Posts: 17,395	__________________ 2005 Saleen S281 S/C #976

12-24-2006, 02:32 AM	#13
Brian Warrior e-Jerk Join Date: May 2004 Location: Tracy, CA Posts: 35,007	Wow. You're cool. __________________

12-24-2006, 02:40 AM	#14
MustangJunky Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 192	I'd be ashamed to admit that I was that lazy. I have pissed in a bottle before but it was in Iraq when the bathroom was like 100 yards away.

12-24-2006, 03:02 AM	#15
Steveo Jocelyn's Troll Account Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Livermore, CA Posts: 81,005	not buying it. __________________

12-24-2006, 03:05 AM	#16
Alex ****** Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Valley Posts: 43,717	[QUOTE=FastFly67]baha

12-24-2006, 05:14 AM	#17
deadman1515 Teh Stang can neva lose Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 14,970	I do not want to even imagine what your home looks like if you leave bottles full of piss sitting around. Fvcjing seriously is pissing in a toilet that hard. My fvcking god. I had a broken ankle before and still made it across he house to piss in the bathroom. __________________

12-24-2006, 05:26 AM	#18
slayer66 sweet Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Cleveland, OH Posts: 10,218	you gotta be pretty fvcking lazy to piss in a bottle at your own place __________________

12-24-2006, 05:55 AM	#19
tbp Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Durham, NC Posts: 704	If true, you are a moron.

12-24-2006, 06:06 AM	#20
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