ToEkNeE

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing
bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective
sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a
nice view. It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when we were near anyone else.



One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that
she had feelings and desires for me tha she couldn't overcome. She told me
that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister.



Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me."



I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood
there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Low and behold, my
entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!



With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for
our daughter. Welcome to the family."



And the moral of this story is...Always keep your condoms in your car.

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LgStang

repost


it's a good joke if you've never heard it before, though.

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Orkin

Actually, no.

My buddy's wife had to slam on the brakes in his car and his condoms came flying out from under the seat.

(He doesn't wear condoms at home. )

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MOIISKA

but since we've all heard it like 10 million times.. it's old and a tea coast...

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DSTURBD

never heard it...

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ToEkNeE

I must be at the end of the interweb joke line...getting jokes a couple years old

I heard it for the first time yesterday and laughed...

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MOIISKA

Dood, San Diego is a bit off the grid.. kinda provencial.. I like it.

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Capital_M

Ever hear a joke, laugh and say that was a good one...then 5 miniutes later be like wait I heard this like 5 years ago

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MOIISKA

I am not that old yet..

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Capital_M

Im younger then you

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MOIISKA

You are in trouble son....



They just don't make them like they used to.

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Capital_M

i are teh lose at life

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