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Old 01-02-2007, 01:14 PM   #1
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The tourists coped with the ordeal well. Photo: Cango Caves
An overweight woman who got stuck in a South African cave trapped 22 fellow tourists for more than 10 hours and had to be prised free with liquid paraffin.

The woman became trapped in the Tunnel of Love obstacle in the Cango Caves in Western Cape on New Year's Day.

The caves' manager said the woman had been warned she might not be suitable but she insisted on trying.

One of those trapped was a diabetic who had to be brought insulin. The woman and the other tourists were unhurt.

The rescue operation involved several ambulance teams and a helicopter.

Hein Gerstner, manager of Cango Caves, told the BBC it was an "expensive exercise" that could cost 40,000 rand ($5,700).

"We don't know yet who will foot the bill," he said.

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The ordeal began when the woman became stuck just after noon on New Year's Day.

Mr Gerstner said the woman was "told at the ticket office that she was too big to take part in the specific section".

He said she was again warned by the guide but that it was "very difficult to discriminate".

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Mr Gerstner said: "The obstacle has a narrow base. She lost her footing and went down in a splits position. There was no way she could get her body weight up."

But he said she was young and remained mentally strong throughout and the other tourists took the ordeal "exceptionally well".

The tourists, including two asthmatic children, were given blankets, water and chocolate bars as the rescue proceeded.

One rescuer was able to climb over the woman to deliver insulin to the diabetic.

No drilling equipment was needed and the woman was eventually freed with a pulley and paraffin used to grease the surface at about 2320.

She was taken to hospital but is not injured and is expected to be released on Tuesday.

Mr Gerstner said: "We believe what goes in, must come out again. People get stuck all the time - that's one of the unfortunate things that happen, it's part of the adventure."

However, he said the caves would consider more stringent measures for those entering.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6225301.stm

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Old 01-02-2007, 01:19 PM   #2
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Old 01-02-2007, 01:21 PM   #3
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What a great tour.
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Old 01-02-2007, 01:22 PM   #4
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Old 01-02-2007, 01:22 PM   #5
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Old 01-02-2007, 01:24 PM   #6
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they have a tour at mammoth cave where you have to be a certain waist size to go...there's a few points where you literally scrape yourself through
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Old 01-02-2007, 01:24 PM   #7
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wow, what a fine group of humanity stuck down there.
An obese woman, an asthmatic and a diabetic.
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Old 01-02-2007, 01:24 PM   #8
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I did one of those in NH and a fat women also got stuck. She was only stuck for about 20 min though...
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Old 01-02-2007, 01:24 PM   #9
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Old 01-02-2007, 01:25 PM   #10
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they have a tour at mammoth cave where you have to be a certain waist size to go...there's a few points where you literally scrape yourself through

ive stopped at some of the caves in Kentucky on my trips back and forth from chi to miami and i never got measured
but i can see where some can get stuck
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Old 01-02-2007, 01:28 PM   #11
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Ive gone on some underground cave adventure trips, in norcal theres a place called "Moaning Cavern" - You repel about 400ft down into the cave, then spend about 4 hours underground crawling thru rocks and junk. there were some TIGHT spots to climb thru, I cant imagine them letting someone that big go in there, because you might be half way thru a 2 hour crawl in a cave, no clue how theyd get rescue equipment down in there... scary
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If I were stuck in that fvcking cave, I would have literally stood behind her yelling out fat jokes for the entire 10 hours.
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Ive gone on some underground cave adventure trips, in norcal theres a place called "Moaning Cavern" - You repel about 400ft down into the cave, then spend about 4 hours underground crawling thru rocks and junk. there were some TIGHT spots to climb thru, I cant imagine them letting someone that big go in there, because you might be half way thru a 2 hour crawl in a cave, no clue how theyd get rescue equipment down in there... scary


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Yeah, Im glad i saw that movie AFTER i went down there, heh.
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If I were stuck in that fvcking cave, I would have literally stood behind her yelling out fat jokes for the entire 10 hours.

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Ive gone on some underground cave adventure trips, in norcal theres a place called "Moaning Cavern" - You repel about 400ft down into the cave, then spend about 4 hours underground crawling thru rocks and junk. there were some TIGHT spots to climb thru, I cant imagine them letting someone that big go in there, because you might be half way thru a 2 hour crawl in a cave, no clue how theyd get rescue equipment down in there... scary

I can honestly say I have no interest at all to do stuff like that... Last thing i'd ever want is to be crawling through a space where you can barely fit and walls all touching you... dont like that feeling
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I can honestly say I have no interest at all to do stuff like that... Last thing i'd ever want is to be crawling through a space where you can barely fit and walls all touching you... dont like that feeling


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Everything else i'd be fine with, but to be shimmying through walls like that, that would make me sick to my stomach
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Everything else i'd be fine with, but to be shimmying through walls like that, that would make me sick to my stomach


Definitely.. I could never do that.
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