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I present my first ever country song I've written. " My girl left me for a "Bro" "
I'm sending this sh1t straight to Nashville and going on tour with Kenny Chesney
 I found out the girl I was kinda seeing is now also seeing a "bro". I was quite saddened by this  , as I don't understand how a nice country girl can go for such a dork. We have a big country music festival coming up that we camp at, and she's camping with us. Im gonna play it for her The verses are sung quite similar to Rodney Atkins "Watching You" song Here's the song I wrote (I have all the chords too for it to play on the guitar): Verse 1: Well Im good looking guy with a lot of charm A college education and a brand new car I still don’t understand why she didn’t want to stay with me. I worship the ground that she walks on She’s perfect to me, she coulda been the one. I’d give anything if I could just make her see Bridge: How much I care and that I’d always treat her right Love her forever, and be by her side But today I heard, that she left, to be with another guy…… Chorus: My girl left me for a “bro” It makes no sense, I just wanna know How a Stars and Straps tatted ****ing dork Steals my baby from me My girl left me for a “bro” The kind that have quads, just for show And a SoCal shirt, though he’s never been in the OC Verse 2: Should I bend the brim of my cowboy hat? Paint an “F” on it, and make sure it looks flat Cock to the side, and pull it low down over my head If I sold my boots for some DVS Pierced both ears, and look like a mess Would there be a chance that you would get back with me? Bridge: Im still in shock, that you want that over me He’s a ****ing loser, are you crazy? If that’s what you want, be my guest…I still have Jack D Repeat Chorus Baby will you please pull your head from your ass And just realize that he makes you look bad Come back to my arms, So I no longer have to think…. Repeat Chorus
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01-31-2007, 06:57 PM
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bloooooooooooooooooooob
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 i like verse 2
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wheres the huge guesswho when you need it
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pay that man his money
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insta-restraining order
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01-31-2007, 06:58 PM
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Better question, do you really want to bang her after she has been riding the black cack??
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01-31-2007, 06:58 PM
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David Allan Coe > you * 1 trillion
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01-31-2007, 06:59 PM
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No cack is bigger than mine. This is MW.
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MW Resident Golf Pro #2
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01-31-2007, 07:01 PM
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space reserved for a ned bit
http://www.sharebigfile.com/file/73...an-Pie-mp3.html afro american pie 
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bloooooooooooooooooooob
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don't listen to the haters...this song will make you millions  maybe
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but you dont want her back do you
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01-31-2007, 07:04 PM
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dig holes, burn wood
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01-31-2007, 07:04 PM
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I never was really "with her". We just liked each other alot. I dont think she could really be with me right now considering I fvcked two of he co-workers lol. She still likes me....but is kinda hesitant considering my past actions with her friends Eh she only went on a few dates with this dude. I just found it hilarious so I made a song.
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01-31-2007, 07:36 PM
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verse #3:
she likes the rap, I like to rock....... she left me for a brotha' with a 12 inch c0ck...... I'm a white dude with a white boy pecker....... Now she's gettin' drilled like cordless black n' decker...... |
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01-31-2007, 07:49 PM
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So, the Bro Mii is yours then?
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01-31-2007, 08:02 PM
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the first line of the first verse has a mistake in it, plus country is gay as well as naggers
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01-31-2007, 08:05 PM
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03+ members = :nono2:
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bro does not = "nagger" in this song
bro = dude with quads, lifted trucks, think like a jessie james type |
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