Mustang Forum - Mustang World - colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need ....

02-06-2007, 05:33 PM	#1
garebel Peckerwood Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: redacted Posts: 39,943	colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need .... Wait a minute man, Check this out man, There was this blind man right There was this blind man right he was spillin his way down the street with this Stick right he walked pass this fish market u know wat Im sayin He stoped he took a deep breath and he said Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Goooood morning ladies Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah U like that ** man I got a gang of that man Someone get on the guitars who on da drums Every body just gang around the mic and ill tell u all this mutha in But first Im gunna start it off like this help me sing it hom boy Singing colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park pat The dog smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong and Sell takes from here to hong kong So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems feeling high as hell Flyin through palm dale skating on pegged wheels Soo roll roll my 83 cadillac coup deville if my tapes and cds just dont sell I bet my cabby will Well it was just sun down in a small white town they call it east side palm Dale when the afro man walked through the white land houses went up for sale Well I was standing on the corner selling rap cds when I met a little girl Named jan I let her ride in my caddy because I didnt know her daddy was the Leader of the ku klux klan We ed on the bed ed on the floor we ed soo long I grew a in afro Then I ed to the left ed to the right she sucked my dick till the Turned white I thought to my self shibba shibba got my ass lookin like a zebra I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet so I ran I jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting With a 2 by 4 ohhhhhhh He beat me to the left he beat me to the right the mutha a wooped my ass All night But I aint mad at her prejeduce dad thats the best damn * I ever had!! I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine Im gunna that bitch just 1 more Time Singing colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park pat The dog smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong and Sell takes from here to hong kong So roll roll roll my joint pick out those seeds and stems feelin high as hell Rollin through palm dale skating on pegged wheels Soo roll roll my 83 cadillac coup deville if my tapes and cds just dont sell I bet my cabby wheel I met this lady in hollywood she had green hair but damn she looked good I took Her to my house cause she was fine but she wooooped out a dick that was bigger Than mine I met this lady from japan never made luv with an african I ed her once i ed her twice I ate that * like shrimp fried rice Dont be amazed at the stories I tell ya I met a woman in the heart of australia had a big butt big titties too so i Hoped In her ass like a kangaroo See I met this woman from hawaii stuck it in her ass and she said Haaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lips were breakfast * was lunch then her titties Busted open with hawaiian punch Met cournel sanders wife in the state of kentucky she said she brought some Chicken If u just me I came in her mouth it was a crises I gave her my secret Blend of herbs and spices Colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park pat the dog Smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them Dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong and sell takes from Here to hong kong I met dolly parten in tennessee her titties were filled with hennisy that Country Music really drove me crazzy but I rode that ass and said yes miss dassi Met this lady in oklahoma put that * in a coma Met this lady in michigan cant wait till I that bitch again Met a real black girl down in south carolina ed her till she was turned to A white albina this hooker in iowa I ed her on credit so I ow her ed this girl down in joja came in her mouth man I thought I told ya Met this beautiful sexy ho she just ran across the boarder from mexico Fine young 27er named messmirea I wrapped her up like a hot tortilla I wanna get married but I cant afford it I know Im gon cry when she gets Deported Singing colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park pat The dog smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong and Sell takes from here to hong kong Have u ever been ova a girls house to but the * just aint no good Say wat And ur getting upset cause u cant get her wet plus ur in the wrong naighbourhood Ahahahahahahhahahahaa So u try and play it off and eat the * but it takin sooo long to come then Her dude walk in thats her big boyfriend and he askes u were u from so u wipe Ur mouth and try to explain u start talkin real fast but he all ready mad Because u **in his woman soo he starts beetin on ur ass Now ur nose all bloody ur close all muddy ur dick was hard but now its soft u Thought u had a girl to rock ur world but now u still gotta go jack off Singing colt 45 and to zig zags baby thats all we need __________________ You cant trust something that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die. May the Fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who ticks you off today and may their arms be too short to scratch.

02-06-2007, 05:34 PM

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you can come here so I can whoop your ass, im pretty tired of your mouth, you want to act all big and bad you can do it to my face.

02-06-2007, 05:34 PM	#3
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02-06-2007, 05:34 PM	#4
Joshness I Hate People Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: So. Cal Posts: 24,961	Those lyrics are not right __________________ Sign my Petition to End online Petitions!

02-06-2007, 05:37 PM

garebel

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshness

Those lyrics are not right

i didn't think so

kinda hard to here it in the mack truck, but still

post the right ones

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02-06-2007, 05:39 PM	#6
Joshness I Hate People Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: So. Cal Posts: 24,961	we can go to the park pat The dog smoke that tumble weed should be after dark Flyin through palmdale skating on pegged wheels Should be dayton rims This one is right: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/afroman/colt45.html __________________ Sign my Petition to End online Petitions! Last edited by Joshness : 02-06-2007 at 05:41 PM.

02-06-2007, 05:43 PM

garebel

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshness

we can go to the park pat The dog smoke that tumble weed
should be after dark

Flyin through palmdale skating on pegged wheels
Should be dayton rims

This one is right:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/afroman/colt45.html

:inside peanut butter out side jelly:

Last edited by garebel : 02-06-2007 at 05:46 PM.


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