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04-11-2007, 07:08 PM

Al Blue4.6l

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so I was cleaning my room and found the infamous Lboy- These Nuts story

edited for the swear filter. (no mw didnt always have a swear filter)

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Originally Posted by Lboy circa 1998

I had a girlfriend in high-school who was kinda new on a standard tranny and was driving home from the mall with myself and another female friend in the car. She wound up stalling the car at a light and then started the car and took off like normal. Some old guy waits till she is rolling again and then honks the horn at her. I flip him off and so did my girlfriends friend. He then gets next to me on the bypass and I flip him off again. I see him mouth the words. “You fxcking a$$hole”. That was all it took…..I was lit.I lose my goddamn mind for some reason. I started climbing out the window while the car was moving at 55mph and I was grabbing my crotch screaming, “you wanna get some of these nuts, motherfxcker?”,while falling out the window of the car. At the next stop light I climbed out of the car window and first kicked the side of the guys truck and then climbed into the back of his truck and threw the rakes and wheel barrow he was carrying out of the bed of the truck. He had a couple plastic garbage cans full of grass clippings so I threw them over the cab onto the hood of the truck. The light was now green and my g/f was waiting for me to get into the car. The guy didn’t know what the fxck to do so he started to go after the light was green for like 20 seconds. He left his sh1t right there on the ground. I jumped out of the truck and got back IN THE WINDOW of the car. I still don’t know why I couldn’t open the door. Traffic was at a stand still……they were all mystified…so was I. They didn’t honk at us though.
I’ve actually swerved and tried to hit traffic with my Shadow so I don’t think youre nuts at all. I was gonna have, “you wanna get some of these nutz??” as a senior quote in the year book but the school wouldn’t allow it…..bummer.
The story is true though.
I also don’t know why I grabbed my crotch and then screamed that at the guy. It was purely primal cuz I don’t remember ever using that phrase before that time. That guy musta sxht his pants though."

the LBoy grill story was with it. I may post that in a minute.

Still MIA: LBoy and the Cinder Block and Damon's "how to get out of jury duty"

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04-11-2007, 07:10 PM	#2
Paul SQUAT 2 PEE Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Northeast So Cal Posts: 80,785	I have both those stories saved, I'll search. dont get your hopes up tho.

04-11-2007, 07:10 PM	#3
Al Blue4.6l wwwboard Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Virginia Posts: 34,315	do it. now. __________________

04-11-2007, 07:11 PM	#4
Creep Quasimodo! Yeah I'm a likely target Join Date: May 2001 Location: 1313 Heartbreak Ave. Posts: 35,134	I rmember him telling the story about how he was doing wheelies on his 4 wheeler in some guys field. The guy got all mad at him and LBoy said: "Fvck off...I'm doin' wheelies!" LBoy ftw! __________________

04-11-2007, 07:11 PM	#5
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04-11-2007, 07:15 PM	#6
Kishan Dune Coon Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: South Bay, CA Posts: 1,009,579	hahahahha and for the love of god someone find the damon/jury duty story __________________

04-11-2007, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Kishan

hahahahha

and for the love of god someone find the damon/jury duty story

Thats the one I want, as well.

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04-11-2007, 07:21 PM

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04-11-2007, 07:35 PM

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04-11-2007, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Kishan

hahahahha

and for the love of god someone find the damon/jury duty story

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I want the damon Jury Duty story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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04-11-2007, 08:36 PM

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hahahahha

and for the love of god someone find the damon/jury duty story

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04-11-2007, 08:46 PM

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I want the damon Jury Duty story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

04-11-2007, 08:51 PM	#15
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04-11-2007, 09:13 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Blue4.6l

edited for the swear filter. (no mw didnt always have a swear filter)

the LBoy grill story was with it. I may post that in a minute.

Still MIA: LBoy and the Cinder Block and Damon's "how to get out of jury duty"

04-12-2007, 08:22 AM	#17
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