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05-22-2007, 05:41 AM
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Bodybuild for bitches
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Tyngsborough, Ma
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Stupid Joke Time :)
Man drives home and screeches his car into his driveway
Yells to his wife.."hunny..I just won the lottery!!!..start packin" She's up in the bedroom and yells back "what should I pack..beach or mountain clothes?" Husband replies..."I dont give a sh!t what you pack..just get the Fvck out!" made me lol when I was readin it in Maxim 
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05-22-2007, 05:44 AM
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..l.. ò.ó ..l..
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old, I smiled, but only because I remember who told that to me.
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. The blonde gets very angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and points to her head. The boyfriend yells, "NO, honey, don't do it!" The blonde replies "Shut up, you're next." |
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05-22-2007, 05:45 AM
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Bodybuild for bitches
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lol a lil..just a lil.....but again..Ill fight you 
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05-22-2007, 05:48 AM
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Ghost hunter
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Indiana
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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop...
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05-22-2007, 05:51 AM
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Slut Slayer
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Whats the difference between Mt. Everest and Viginia Tech ?
There both minus 32 and got a killer slope
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05-22-2007, 05:52 AM
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Bodybuild for bitches
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oh!!!.... 
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05-22-2007, 06:05 AM
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Sexier Than Softcore
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05-22-2007, 06:06 AM
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..l.. ò.ó ..l..
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05-22-2007, 06:17 AM
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I rule
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I watched my first Porn last night...
Oh, was I young -5/10
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05-22-2007, 06:38 AM
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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told the bitch twice 
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05-22-2007, 06:38 AM
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Bodybuild for bitches
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05-22-2007, 06:42 AM
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My Jorts > Your Jorts
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um...wouldn't that be what they have in common??
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05-22-2007, 06:44 AM
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05-22-2007, 06:47 AM
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HAHA....didn't even pick up on that. I just cut and pasted it from another site. Good catch.
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05-22-2007, 07:44 AM
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i pasted it to my brother on AIM and changed "difference" to "same" haha
then i read this..
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05-22-2007, 09:08 AM
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a priest, a mexican, and a horse walk into a bar.....the bartender says "what is this some type of joke?"
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