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Bodybuild for bitches
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Tyngsborough, Ma
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I was 6 at my cuzin's house..his parents went to the mall and that lil 5 yr old bastard pulled out a VHS...
I thot it was transformers..so I have my bowl of cornflakes with sugar sprinkled on top and a spoon ready to go ...he popped it in..and next minute..we were watching some blondie and some dude with a fvcked up moustache goin at it on a pool table "blondies" ![]()
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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My friend thought he "hacked" the satellite to get free pron. To watch this stupid one called Dirty Work or Dirty Deeds or Dirty Something. All I remember is the hottest chick got the least air time. Oh and it showed up on his parents satellite bill a month later. He told them it was a spy movie.
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ne rien de la journee
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Tampa , Fl
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scrambled porn FTW
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Bodybuild for bitches
Join Date: Feb 2004
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lol...i remeber that... "ohh shiz..a nipple..ohh wait..that was a foot..ohh wait..this is power rangers movie "
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i dont remember the name but i remember the premise. but the first one i really remember was this house where everything was surreal and this guy found a lifesize "doll" chick and had to wind her up and bang her... just thinking about it
i love eighties pron... hot blonde 80's pron... in leggings and spandex ![]()
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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Debbie Does Dallas
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but you could hear it... at that age hearing it and seeing what could be a boob would put you over the edge ![]()
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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2nd that brotha ![]()
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My brother's bachelor party in 1977 ...
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I bleed black and gold
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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all i remember was it was www.whitehouse.com
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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yeah....it was either DDD or CandyStripers ![]() |
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Naples, FL
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i dont think it was the first one, but my dad had to have some of the first midget porn ever made. it had a whacked out XMas theme with midget elves, and Mr and Mrs. Claus having sex, and a whole bunch of weirdness.
the other one was a Vivid flm starting Ginger Lynn as a nurse in an insane asylum and all the inmates ****ing each other. jesus, no wonder i can't maintain a healthy relationship with a woman! |
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Are you bald?
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: SFV Ca
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The Nicole Stanton Story.
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Fvck you, I'm from Texas.
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Raw Talent.
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formerly drevil7171
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: the southern part of the best state
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I was with my cousin playing nintendo when he pulled out a porno he had found in his parents closet. I rememer that it had fat hairy man (who I lateer found out to be Ron Jeremy) starring in it. He was in a hospital than a not so hot nurse came in to help him out.
She bent over and her boob popped out. Then they boned and the woman had a haircy chacha. 80's porno FTLRon's character name was Jonathon. I remember this because the bitch kept yelling it in a very annoying way whileshe would yell his name. After that everytime we'd here the name Jonathon we would randomly laugh. It helped that we had another cousin named Jonathon too. So thats my story.
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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the first pron I watched was one of my friends parents going at it.
We were looking through his collection of our old basketball games, and sure enough they tried to tape one of our games over them focking. To this day about 15 years later I still lok at his parents like this. ![]() |
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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"Bumper to Bumper"
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yep, Swedish Erotica vol. 69. I was in 7th grade.
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