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05-30-2007, 01:27 PM
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Naked sleep walking black chick jumps into bed with me and my GF!!
Ok this is kind of a long story but definitely one I won’t forget.
First up, a back-story on Kim: Kim, who is black, is a my ex-girlfriend’s best friend that I have known for over 6 years. She now gets along great with my current GF and hangs out with us a lot. Of course this pisses my ex off like you wouldn’t believe and I get a real kick out of that  I also work with Kim and see her everyday….she literally sits 10 feet away from me at my office.So I had a party at my house this past Saturday and had about 15 people come over. Nothing crazy, just a lot of food, keg, and some pool games. (not code for water sports  ) The crowd was pretty evenly mixed 50/50 guys chicks. Well it didn’t take long to get the keg floating from all the games of flip cup and beer pong so rest assured we were pretty tore up. Later on that night when I’m saying my goodbyes to my friends I was told that my one friend, Kim, was WAY to drunk to drive home. This chick has a pretty bad drinking problem. Her other friends, like my ex doesn’t do anything and always lets her drive home after going out. So I did what any responsible person would do and snagged her keys and told her that she is sleeping here tonight. I have a spare bedroom with a futon and she is not getting on the road in her condition. Well she starts putting up a fight and keeps saying she fine to drive, blah, blah, blah. So what do I do to get her mind off of drivng…I distract her by putting on some good high quality porn. So I threw in Pirates (excellent pron BTW) and for the next 45 minutes it just me, my girlfriend, Kim and my other buddy Todd watching the movie waiting for her to pass out…which she does. Now that she is completely passed out on my living room couch, my buddy Todd takes off home and my GF and I go upstairs to go to bed. At this point I was fuking exhausted and just wanted to sleep. So there I am in bed with my girlfriend sleeping and about 45 minutes later I wake up to the sounds somebody walking around in my room. I come to and realize the person walking around in the dark is my friend Kim. She is still in her bikini and walks right into my closet. She comes out a minute later then goes into the bathroom right across the room. Now keep in mind I have two other bathrooms in my house and this one is my personal master bath. At this point I’m like WTF!!! She is in there for a good 5 minutes taking probably the longest piss in history. I hear her flush and she comes out and heads to my side of the bed. She then proceeds to take her bikini bottoms off and climb into bed with me and my GF!! She kept mumbling something like “move over, I’m tired”. So I scoot over and wake up my GF who is right next to me and say “Babe…Kim just jumped into the bed and she is naked”. In the meantime, Kim keeps trying to lay on top of me telling me to move over all the while I’m telling her “Kim, I can’t do this, Andrea is right next to me”. My GF is NOT open to a threesome btw.  So I finally get out of bed on the other side, quickly throw some clothes on and turn on the light. There’s Kim, naked and just kind of giggling. I am so very confused at this point. So I tell her, “Hey Kim, I, umm….have a futon I the next room if you want to sleep on it”. She just keeps giggling and blabbering. So I go downstairs the get the futon open and then 5 minutes later, I hear a scream and a bunch of rustling going on upstairs. Next thing I see is Kim hauling ass downstairs, this time fully dressed, and literally in tears. Unknown to me, Kim has a bad habit of sleep walking and I got to see it first hand. She was so embarrassed and just ran out the door. I head upstairs and my GF and I laughed our ass off for a good hour in total disbelief at what had just happened. So now I have been in the office since yesterday with her and she has yet to even look in my direction.  I can’t help but chuckle a bit every time I walk by her. Beofre anybody asks, I don't have pics of said sleeping walkering stripping darkie. Sorry.
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Sick when they learned to make paragraphs?
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05-30-2007, 01:30 PM
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Good story
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05-30-2007, 01:30 PM
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Bannеd
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have you ever heard of the Enter key?
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05-30-2007, 01:31 PM
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Happy fvckers
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05-30-2007, 01:31 PM
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that sucks for her
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05-30-2007, 01:34 PM
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Good story. Hahah. Did she just drive home after that?
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05-30-2007, 01:35 PM
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is she hot?
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 Originally Posted by Wowak I dont care how fast it is, I'd give up my first born to have a car that sounds like Teamsteeda's 351W 95 5.8L 351W Mustang GT E46 3.2L S54 BMW ///M3 E38 4.4L M62 BMW 740i E30 2.5L M20 BMW 325is 04 Triumph Daytona |
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05-30-2007, 01:37 PM
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05-30-2007, 01:37 PM
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Did she wash her hands after she pissed??
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05-30-2007, 01:37 PM
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Be cool.
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hahaha that's great.
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05-30-2007, 01:38 PM
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What was your g/f sayin the whole time??
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05-30-2007, 01:38 PM
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Does Kim have a Myspace page?
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05-30-2007, 01:38 PM
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Yeah...but by that time she had not been drinking for over three hours and I'm sure the adrenaline rush helped sober her up REAL quick. Quote:
She's ok. I'm not attracted to black chicks but I would jump on this grenade if push came to shove.
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05-30-2007, 01:39 PM
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Now that I think about it..... NO 
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She could not stop laughing the whole time. Meanwhile I had this "WHAT THE FACK" look on my face.
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Originally Posted by Wowak I dont care how fast it is, I'd give up my first born to have a car that sounds like Teamsteeda's 351W 95 5.8L 351W Mustang GT E46 3.2L S54 BMW ///M3 E38 4.4L M62 BMW 740i E30 2.5L M20 BMW 325is 04 Triumph Daytona |
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8/10 nappy vaginas
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Dude, the grenade was in your bed with the pin out. haha You should have made sexy time with her and then when the gf woke up, acted all shocked like you thought you were just having a dream.
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