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Old 06-22-2007, 12:05 AM   #1
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Sent a guy back to prison for kiddie porn haha

I work at a halfway house so gotta look over these perverts and killers and chit

I called in sick yesterday to go see buckcherry which btw rocked

and today my superiors were kind of mad that i called in, even though no one knows i truly wasn't sick, anyways

i made up for it today, when i was walking through the dorms i hear a buzzing sound, i look around and see a guy making himself a tat with a homemade tat machine, I just stayed next to him till like 30 seconds later he finally saw me behind him and was like fvck! I turned it in, and superiors told me good job.

Next some guys were coming back in from work, and i gotta pat search em and breathalyser them

I come up to some guy in his 50s white short fat male, and open up his backpack. he had an envelope that said Walmart photo center on it. I proceed to open it and told me to leave that, its his pictures. I still open it because i have to see what they bring in, and i found 7 pics of like 9 - 13 yr old girls naked. these girls were barely developing and shlt

He then said he found the envolope at the bus stop and didnt know what was in them, yet 10 seconds before he told me it was his stuff and to let it be.

Turned it in to the warden, made a report, 3 hours later sheriffs are there to pick him up, since he is a sex offender.

End of the day i wasn't in trouble

before anyone asks, no i forgot to make copies of the pictures

*cliffs*
Was searching some guy at the halfway house i work in, found 7 pics of kiddie porn, turn it in, and got him taken to jail

and buckcherry rocks too
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Old 06-22-2007, 12:09 AM   #2
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Goood jorb Gilby!! Fvck dem pervs!
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Old 06-22-2007, 12:09 AM   #3
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I really wish there was a rogue military force completely endorsed by the government (secretly of course) which sole purpose would be to kill all those f@ggots.
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Old 06-22-2007, 12:10 AM   #4
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Old 06-22-2007, 12:11 AM   #5
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ummm

sooooooo

you still have the uhhhh

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you still got the uhhh

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Old 06-22-2007, 12:12 AM   #6
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ummm

sooooooo

you still have the uhhhh

you know

you still got the uhhh

ummmmm

pm me
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Old 06-22-2007, 12:13 AM   #7
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nice, what do you do exactly at the halfway house? bouncer?
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Old 06-22-2007, 12:17 AM   #8
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ummm

sooooooo

you still have the uhhhh

you know

you still got the uhhh

ummmmm

*waits to see gilby's post count double*
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Old 06-22-2007, 12:17 AM   #9
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Old 06-22-2007, 12:17 AM   #10
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so wait. the person developing the film didnt call this in either?
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Old 06-22-2007, 12:18 AM   #11
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nice, what do you do exactly at the halfway house? bouncer?

pretty much, just walk around, check up on the kiddies, that they arent killing themselves, or overdosing, and search them for contraband. do UA's and drive them to the bus terminals or doctors when they have to go out.

easy job, pay sucks ass, i am only there doing my internship for school. trying to kiss ass, with the PO's these guys have to talk to, and maybe later be a parole ociffer
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Old 06-22-2007, 12:18 AM   #12
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ummm

sooooooo

you still have the uhhhh

you know

you still got the uhhh

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Old 06-22-2007, 12:19 AM   #13
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so wait. the person developing the film didnt call this in either?

sorry didnt specify, these pics werent actually developed pics from walmart, dont know where he got them because they were even laminated to i guess keep the sticky icky off em
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Old 06-22-2007, 12:21 AM   #14
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sorry didnt specify, these pics werent actually developed pics from walmart, dont know where he got them because they were even laminated to i guess keep the sticky icky off em



ok thats fvckin gross!
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Old 06-22-2007, 12:22 AM   #15
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ok thats fvckin gross!

most of these guys are, about a month ago had another guy arrested, because he whipped it out to a kitchen worker
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Old 06-22-2007, 06:54 AM   #16
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most of these guys are, about a month ago had another guy arrested, because he whipped it out to a kitchen worker



Did you get any pics of that?
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Old 06-22-2007, 07:00 AM   #17
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I work at a halfway house so gotta look over these perverts and killers and chit

I called in sick yesterday to go see buckcherry which btw rocked

and today my superiors were kind of mad that i called in, even though no one knows i truly wasn't sick, anyways

i made up for it today, when i was walking through the dorms i hear a buzzing sound, i look around and see a guy making himself a tat with a homemade tat machine, I just stayed next to him till like 30 seconds later he finally saw me behind him and was like fvck! I turned it in, and superiors told me good job.

Next some guys were coming back in from work, and i gotta pat search em and breathalyser them

I come up to some guy in his 50s white short fat male, and open up his backpack. he had an envelope that said Walmart photo center on it. I proceed to open it and told me to leave that, its his pictures. I still open it because i have to see what they bring in, and i found 7 pics of like 9 - 13 yr old girls naked. these girls were barely developing and shlt

He then said he found the envolope at the bus stop and didnt know what was in them, yet 10 seconds before he told me it was his stuff and to let it be.

Turned it in to the warden, made a report, 3 hours later sheriffs are there to pick him up, since he is a sex offender.

End of the day i wasn't in trouble

before anyone asks, no i forgot to make copies of the pictures

*cliffs*
Was searching some guy at the halfway house i work in, found 7 pics of kiddie porn, turn it in, and got him taken to jail

and buckcherry rocks too

If they're photomarket pics; we can assume he took them himself?!
Kudos for turning him in
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Old 06-22-2007, 07:27 AM   #18
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so wait. the person developing the film didnt call this in either?


Just had to say, your sig pisses me off.
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Old 06-22-2007, 08:54 AM   #20
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devil?

if devils name was really gary maybe
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