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07-30-2007, 01:04 PM
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Open Letter to Ford/Lincoln
Hey old friend,
Well, you've finally done it. After years together and many memories, you've finally pushed me away. I've stuck with you through the ups, through the downs, and through the times when noone else believed in you. I believed. I stayed true. I did all that because I knew that one day you'd be the same Lincoln I once knew. I was sure that before I grew tired of your selfish ways you'd take me back to the days of the Mark VIII and the LS. Those were the days when you treated me the way I wanted to be treated. When I pushed your pedals then, you responded with a smooth yet firm response. I felt the luxury you embraced me with. When I saw you, then, it was magical. I looked into your HID eyes and saw what I wanted in a car. No more. Now I see your dull lamps and wonder if you even care. You look just like those sluts that sell themselves on the corner. I almost thought you were a Fusion the other day. What happened to the days of American luxury coupes and sport-luxury sedans? I'll tell you what happened to them....they went to Cadillac. You've tested the limits of my 25 year loyalty to you, and now we're done. I've found someone to really gets me. She's done all the right things and said all the right words. She keeps her interior in shape just like I like it. She's not fat and bulky like you've become. She's got style, pizazz. She's kinda freaky and a lady at the same time. She's nowhere near being the skank you've become. The 2008 Cadillac CTS is what the future holds for me. I know my words are harsh and I know you didn't expect something like this from me. But, you know what? The truth hurts. At times, it hurts me more than it hurts you. It's not me, it's you. Good luck. I hope you find happiness and I hope you get help for your drug problem...and your fat....and your ugliness. 
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I'm SPIC-tacular!
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Dude, stfu.
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07-30-2007, 01:06 PM
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School Yard Bully and Ban Proof
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I told you I was trouble..
The CTss looking real nice, 300hp v6.. 500+hp CTSv.. The lincoln marque will ride again from a performance standpoint, but not for a couple more years.. 
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07-30-2007, 01:07 PM
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wtf kinda bs babble is coming from you're mouth boy
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 Originally Posted by Wowak I dont care how fast it is, I'd give up my first born to have a car that sounds like Teamsteeda's 351W 95 5.8L 351W Mustang GT E46 3.2L S54 BMW ///M3 E38 4.4L M62 BMW 740i E30 2.5L M20 BMW 325is 04 Triumph Daytona |
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07-30-2007, 01:08 PM
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returning some videotapes
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I'm sorry your dad bought a CTS-V
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07-30-2007, 01:08 PM
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Slave 2 the paperwork...
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dis ****** nuts
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07-30-2007, 01:09 PM
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Old Fvckin Fossil
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I went shopping for a new Lincoln. Gave up and bought a low mileage 98 Mark VIII LSC.
 That's when Lincoln stopped making cars. 
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07-30-2007, 01:10 PM
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****** until July 1, 2008
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 how gay do you have to be to post this
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07-30-2007, 01:16 PM
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lol
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07-30-2007, 01:18 PM
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"May Cause Anal Seepage"
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07-30-2007, 01:37 PM
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I'm sort of turned on in a strange way.
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