C17chief

Man, something had it out for that plane not leaving. After fixing everything and everything working perfectly yesterday, this morning something else unrelated was trying to crap out and hard break us. Got that taken care of finally, then one thunderstorm after another kept rolling over the field for hours preventing us from refueling. We FINALLY broke free from that place though...4 days later then we were supposed to, and almost 4hrs later then today's scheduled take off. Fvck that place....except for those bi chicks...that was pretty cool even though I only managed to get one of them back to teh room.

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Flyboy 06

I missed the story of the bi chicks. Please, re-tell. With pictures.

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garebel

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C17chief

got fvcked up with teh crew friday night. some chick at the hotel told one of the pilots some bar to go to which we did. We get there, it was lame as fugg, but the alchohol was really cheap so we figured we'd stay for a couple rounds. Anyways, this decent chick comes up to us acting really slutty and all right off the bat, but took a particular liking to me for whatever reason (havent really figured that out with the company I was with and me being an ugly mofo ). Anyways, after a few mins she was all over my ass like she couldnt get enough. Looking back I think she HAD to be on X or something, I mean this chick REALLY couldnt get enough. Then awhile later her appearant girlfriend showed up and she was being the same way with her, then a lil while later I was in the middle of it with the rest of the crew all going holy shiat and all. A couple hours later, everyone getting really fugged up, that second chick ends up getting in an all out fight with another chick outside, then the first chick comes running out talking a bunch of shiat and all too. Me and one of the pilots happened to have been out there smoking at the time going holy shiat ! That was about the only time I even thought to take any pictures, but didnt even think of it untill like a couple mins into it, but couldnt get the phone wipped out and in camera mode fast enough before it got broken up. Anyways, so they all get kicked out, so they want me jump in the car with them and go to some other bar. Mind you, they are all fugged up, I'm not from there, etc etc so there was no way I could do that in any type of right mind, so I'm telling them nah, cant do that, gotta stay with my people, blah blah blah. So then they are like fugg the other bar then, we'll just go to my place blah blah blah, and of course told em same thing....cant do that, gotta stay with my people. Then she takes my cell# and tells me to call them as soon as we leave and they gunna come down to my hotel, some I'm like yeah, that works. So the biatch keeps calling me like every 10mins asking if we left yet cause she really wants to come over and take care of me blah blah blah. We finally leave, I call her, and I guess the second chick, her grilfriend or whatever was too fugged up or just didnt want to go or whatever cause she calls back a few times saying how she'd trying to get her to go, but then finally came down by herself. Did our thing for awhile, got to sleep for about 2 hours, then the calls start rolling in about my parts being there and when I'm gunna be there to change em and what time the plane will be fixed and all....HOURS earlier then expected. So there I am yesterday after that night working on teh plane most of the day. Yesterday sucked, but the night before was worth it.

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Flyboy 06

way to show em how the USAF does it .

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C17chief

She doesnt even know that I was military. Didnt take her long at all to figure out we werent from around there, but when she asked what we did, I told her I was a blimp folder . The funny thing was is she thought I was serious and was all like oh wow, like the goodyear blimps at the stadiums, that's really cool, blah blah blah. x 3409340394. Amazing how much mileage you can get out of stupid shiat like that.

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C17chief

I still doing double takes on that night. Out of all the crazy shiat I have seen over the years, that night is right up there with what all that went down.

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Flyboy 06

thats bad ass, I am gonna use that.

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