OneSicPuppy

First off, I'm posting this under duress... MOIISKA is making me post this story BEFORE I pass out for the night.

As always, MANDATORY OSP CLIFFS AT THE BOTTOM!

K, tonight was yet another SoCali mini MW meet up in Santa Monica. I rallied up the usual suspects w/ a few additions this time around.

I take off from mi casa, pick up the gf, pick up my friend Sara, and then pick up bmorrisj. We get about 10 mins down the road when Boynton says "Oops! I just had an OSP moment... I forgot my wallet!" Great... turn around, get wallet, head back down Beach Blvd, and we then head up the LOOOONG ass stretch of the 405 towards Santa Monica.

We get up there and find a parking garage that says it has 7 open spaces. We drove around that structure for a good 20 mins or so and there wasn't jack shiit open... fvcking liars! I then pull out of there and just as I turned out of the driveway, I see a car pulling out of a spot along the street.

I shimmy my way into this cramped ass spot (and yes, I CAN parallel park w00t!), we park, get out, and thankfully my gf noticed that the sign on the parking meeter said 30 min parking 9 AM - 2AM. FVCK!

We then bite the bullet ( ) and decide to park in one of those waaaay overpriced parking lots that's $1.80 for every 15 mins or $18 max. We park, get out, walk down Santa Monica Blvd. to get to Barney's Beanery, and try to get in.

Well, 3 of us got in JUST FINE... but no, my gf is only 18 (yeah, I'm a cradle robber at 25 haha) and after 9 PM, it's 21 and over in there. GAWDDAMNIT!!!!

I go in, say hey to the gang that was there (Nate, Vahe, Alex, and Tony) and explain the dilemma. LUCKILY they were all totally cool w/ it and understood what was up and didn't (at least in front of me lol) bitch and gripe about having to change locations... of course, w/ the exception of Nate who was eating his potato "skin" and had to woof down an entire potato in a minute 32 seconds heh.

We all meet outside, Ken and his kid show up, we discuss the options, then decide to head down the Promenade to this sushi joint (I think called Monsoon?). We all get in just fine after a bit of confusion on the hostesses part in how they were going to fit 10 ppl all at the same table... apparently, before I had mentioned anything, the thought of pushing 2 - 3 tables together in an otherwise empty section of the restaurant had NEVER occurred to them. Fvcking LA women

We get in, order our drinks and food right before the kitchen closes, and enjoy the conversations and OSP bashings that ensue.

Nate and I got my gf to FINALLY try some sushi (I've been trying since I first asked her out lol)... she says it's not her favorite lol. We did a few sake bombs, a couple of beers, and everybody was nibbling on my ugani (eel) and maguro (tuna) sashimi... tasted pretty good.

I didn't say anything, but about halfway through eating, I started feeling like crap... my stomach's been SERIOUSLY turning ever since. I dunno if I had a bad piece of sashimi, sake bombs on an empty stomach, or what... but all I know is that I feel like utter crap STILL.

At the end of the meal, my left contact starts to get all fvcked up and caught on the top of my eyeball (those w/ contacts know what I'm talking about). Now, this is already a somewhat unpleasant feeling... and after about 5 minutes of messing w/ it, I finally retrieve it.

I go to put it back in and since it's my left eye, I use my left hand... well, somewhere along the way, I got some fvckin wasabi on my finger, that transferred to my contact, and as soon as it made contact w/ my eye, the damn thing swelled shut, started burning LIKE HELL, turned bright red, and I start screaming like a little bitch w/ a skinned knee. Naturally everybody starts laughing at me lol... fvckers

After a good 10 minutes of agonizing pain, crying, and everybody laughing at me (and of course Alex making the smart ass remark of "uh huh... dude, Lazik... uh huh huh" lol), I've regained a good 20% of my eyesight back plus the ability to see most bright colors back in my left eye and we decide to leave. This should be good... I'm not drunk (didn't even get buzzed... like i said I started feeling ill and kinda ceased the eating and drinking after only a couple drinks), but I have alcohol on my breath, I'm the one driving, and I can't see out of one of my eyes.

We walk back down the Promenade toward S.M. Blvd, say our goodbyes, hug, the leg humpers humped, and part of the crew (Vahe, Tony, Ken, and Ken's kiddo) take off down Arizona and the rest of us continue walking the rest of the way. We then say our goodbyes and leg hump Nate and kinda just sorta said bye to dirty Messican Alex w/ a wave. Nate then INSISTS I post this up the SECOND I get home and he threatened me and all my Christian family members if I didn't. I reluctantly agreed... he had the eye of the Jew so I KNEW he was serious... We said goodbye and split there w/ us walking back to my truck.

We get back to my truck and naturally I as I'm getting nearer to it, I see broken glass underneath the driver's side door and start to panic... even worst when I hit the unluck button and it doesn't beep meaning the truck was unlocked. I start to freak... Luckily (if that can even apply to me), the truck was fine and I had driven over the glass on the way in and didn't notice it heh. I guess I had also forgotten to lock it on the way out heh.

We start to make our way home, head down the 10 East, and then I all the sudden realized I can't read ANY of the fvcking signs haha.... I then asked Brianna (the gf) to keep an eye open for the 405 South (our way home). She then said that we passed it a couple miles back. Fvcking great lol. It takes us a good 15 minutes once we get off the freeway to find an on-ramp for the 10 West... there's an on-ramp for the 10 East every 10 inches, but NOTHING for West. FINALLY we find one (took me 3 attempts to get on it too... long story haha) and we make our way home.

We weed through all the idiot drunk drivers and typical LA dolts that DON'T belong driving, we drop off Boynton and proceed to head south to drop off Sara and then further south for me and the gf to get home. Of course the 5 freeway, at night, is under construction... out of the 8 lanes, the 5 right lanes (#s 4 - 8) are all closed... so worse yet then 8 lanes of idiot drivers are 8 lanes WORTH of idiot drivers compacted into 2 regular lanes and a carpool lane. Luckily I made it through that w/ only close calls and being cut off by dumb asses a half dozen times.

Everyone is now home and I go to walk into my house and I walk right into a spider web. Now, I'm probably the BIGGEST arachnophobic pvssy on this planet... I'll be the first to admit that. So here it is, 2 am, and I start screaming like a little bitch w/ a skinned knee all over again w/ the prospect of a spider being on me. Right there, in my driveway, I strip down to my boxers in the event I have one of those little Satanic devil dog fvckers on me

And thus brings me to me typing this.

Total distance traveled tonight: 183.2 miles. Total damage at the sushi restaurant: $232... even more $ spent tonight if you count how much they spent at Barney's before we showed up + parking costs for everyone heh. Good times had by all, especially at my expense (as always lol), met Tony (a good shiit), caught up w/ Alex and Nate who I haven't seen in a while, and saw the usually crew of Ken, his daughter, Boynton, and Vahe, my amiga Sara came as usual, and the rest who hadn't met her met my gf Brianna.

We always have a blast meeting up in Santa Monica and I actually urge y'all to come out next time we do this. I usually organize the mini MW meets every few months since I live so damn far from the L.A. people and feel it's time to catch up and grab a beer or 43 heh. Hopefully the groups keep getting bigger (not like we need the complications in TRYING to accommodate such a large group, but it's cool meeting the ppl we chat w/ on the boards everyday lol). Hope to see everyone and new faces again next time.

Now if y'all will excuse me for a minute, I need to make sure I don't have any spiders on me or my clothes... plus I need to go put some pants on... it's cold in my house lol (I live a mile from the beach and those coastal winds keep it nice and chilly in here... my penor is all shriveled up into a little play-do like ball right now... just in case you were wondering).

~Fin~

**MANDATORY OSP CLIFFS**
Go to meet up w/ everyone, parking was an absolute BITCH AND A HALF (2 failed attempts before saying fvck it and going into an $18 lot), get up to the restaurant and my gf can't get in cuz she's only 18 and it's 21 and up after 9 PM. We relocated to a sushi restaurant, deal w/ the retarded hostess to seat the 10 of us TOGETHER, do sake bombs, eat sushi/sashimi, I get wasabi in my eye as I try to put a contact back in that fvcked up, we eventually take off, because I can't see out of my left eye we temporarily got misplaced on the way back down south (I wouldn't exactly call it lost... I knew where we were, just couldn't find a damn on-ramp to the freeway lol), got caught in a shiitstorm of idiot drivers, eventually everybody got home safe, I walk into a spider web and bricked it in my shorts, and that's about all.

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Poisoned Pony

and that's why I don't eat Japanese food. Fvck wasabi

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Retrosnipes

Soooooooooooo longggggggggggggggg.

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USAFMike

haha i always read those long stories

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HEMITHS

we were just getting started

good times, son.

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WindyCitySi

Sounds like a waste of a drive, like it was over and done with in no time.

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Glenn

holy shiit


yeah... I'm running into that 21 and over shiit for the GF all the time as well










sounded like a fun time otherwise.. haha

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mttz

You're 25 and your girlfriend is 18?


You taking her to homecoming next month?

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WindyCitySi

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WhyHelloOfficer

OSP Stories always entertain me

MOIISKA

Hey mang.... didn't realize you weren't feeling all that hot. I bet you it was the saki bombs....

Great post.... it was alot of fun...


Get well soon...

Oh yea, maybe it could have been Sarah's drink.. 752 parts rum and 1 part orange liquor


Note to self.. roofie-colada doesn't doesn't mix well with the beer and saki

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Brian Peppers

All in all, it was a good night for OSP

Alfdog

or prom?

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illuminum

I don't care if I have to get up at 5:30 in the morning the next day. After hearing this story, I'm definitely coming to the next meet. I have to witness the OSP luck first hand.

BTW,

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bmorrisj

Vahe wheres my sig

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Alex

TORCHD 02 TA

your fvcking stories always rock. i read them word for word. Cliffs are for pvssies I can relate to the contact thing hate that sh!t. But b4 i EVER touch my face i ALWAYS wash my hands so that i dont get sh!t into my eyes or on my face.

That suxors that you pay for everthing.... At least you had a good time

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ACS PONY

Haha, sounds like a good night

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OneSicPuppy

I don't think it was the sake bombs... I'm STILL feeling like crap... stomach just feels like I'm gonna puke at any moment. Took something to help subside it but it isn't doing jack... I'm thinking it's a bug. Lots of ppl I know have been having some insanely sour stomachs lately

and haha roofie colada she was TOTALLY blitzed last night

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