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Join Date: Aug 2001
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Acura service vs Ford service
Me @ Acura: I hear a noise
Acura: Drop the car off, we'll have a loaner for you Me: Thanks (arrives, has a complimentary Starbucks and leave in 5 minutes) Acura: Car's fixed, no charge. Do you want it washed? Me @ Ford: My car is making a lot of noise Ford: drop it off Me: OK Ford: I don't hear anything abnormal, it's the way it's designed Me: Designed to make noise? Ford: It's the way it is, it's normal. Peple wonder why nobody buys crappy domestic car's anymore. |
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Ghost hunter
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Indiana
Posts: 6,396
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My VW Service:
Me: I have a Emissions Workshop light on VW: Bring it in 2 hours later phone rings VW: Found the problem, all your glowplugs are bad. Me: "ALL" of them? VW: Since glowplugs are wearable item, its not covered under your special 100K bumper to bumper warranty. So to replace all 4 glowplugs will be $590, then the diagnosis since this isnt covered under warranty is $92. Me: WTF VW: So is it ok to go ahead and swap out the glowplugs? Me: I will be in to pick up my car in a few I ordered all 4 glowplugs for $60 and had them changed myself in under 1 hour... |
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Cobra Dan's Troll Account
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ashenvale, Ohio
Posts: 14,680
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i feel ya... i never take my car anywhere anymore ![]()
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Me @ Mazda Dealer:
Me: My rear defroster partially works Mazda: bring it in Me: Ok later that day.. Mazda: We will have to replace rear window, have to order part Me: ok, how long will that take? Mazda: A couple days to get part in couple days later: Mazda: We got the window it was cracked, have to order another one Me: Can I get a loaner? Mazda: Sure Me: zoom zoom biatch! Mazda: wtf??!?? couple days later: Mazda: got part in, cracked yet again Me: keep the loaner? Mazda: Yes Me: Zoom..er..nevermind couple days later: Mazda: Got window in, missing clips Me: so... Mazda: STFU, keep loaner couple days later: Mazda: Got window, installed, finished Me: k So only 1.5 weeks to replace a rear window. Got a loaner car though the whole time. So They washed my Mazda too. ![]() |
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MegaNala Crista, beyotch!
Join Date: May 2002
Location: On a spaceship heading for the center of the universe. Let you know when I get there.
Posts: 5,682
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Me: I have rattle in the dash
Acura: Bring it in and here's a loaner Me: ok Later on... Acura: Have to replace your windsheild under a TSB and that will fix the rattle Me: Really? Ok. Acura: Will have it done tomorrow. Tomorrow: Acura: Car is ready. Me: Car still has rattle and trim pieces aren't attached. Acura: Bring it back and we'll replace them. Me: ok, gets loaner goes home. Next day: Acura: Trim pieces replaced, rattle fixed behind gauge cluster. Me: Picks up car, Trim pieces still not attached. Next day: Me: Yeah, trim pieces are still not installed correctly. Acura: We'll order another replacement. Bring the car by tomorrow. Me: ok Next day: Drop car off get loaner. Day after: Acura: Car is ready. me: Ok, but what is the dent in the A-pillar from. Acura: Ok, our glass guy isn't that great. Would you like us to fix it for you? Me: Just cut me a check for the body work. Acura: Ok, here's $374.00. 1 Week later trades acura in on Mustang. Me: Yay! V8 power!!! No rattles.
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: oregon
Posts: 1,694
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i work @ honda and couldnt agree more
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Funniest sh1t I've read in a while. And not funny in a "ha ha" kind of way ![]() |
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The King of Turdistan
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Turdistan
Posts: 22,406
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Me: Yes I need an estimate on a clutch replacement.
Ford Dealer: That'll be $1090 Me: You're kidding? Ford Dealer: Nope Me: ![]() Me: Yeah how much would you charge for a spec stage II clutch and install? Local Mustang Shop: $589 Me: ![]()
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MegaNala Crista, beyotch!
Join Date: May 2002
Location: On a spaceship heading for the center of the universe. Let you know when I get there.
Posts: 5,682
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My Acura had tons of rattles. Sunroof. Dash (atleast 3). And some stupid suspension popping. I'm on my 4th stang. None of which had rattle issues as bad as my acura.
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Lexington,KY
Posts: 4,915
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Ford Service:
Took my 2003 Cobra in with 8K on the ticker with the lovely "head tick" noise. They give me an enterprise rental car Taurus that was dented and smelt like smoke to drive for 2 weeks while they "replace the head" and the tick sounds worse than ever when I pick it up. BMW Service: Took my 05 MCS in for leaking coolant. They gave me a brand new (200 miles) 07 BMW 328i to drive for 5 days while they replaced the thermostat housing, which fixed the problem. Plus yes, they gave me free Starbucks, candy, car wash, etc while I was there. |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 14,008
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What year's your mustang? if it's of the sn95 version, FORD's had 25 years to perfect it. |
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I'm not going to argue with you on that one. I wasn't implying that only Ford's have rattles. However, Mustangs have terrible rattle problems from my experience. Not to mention if you do suspension work and you have a rougher ride, forget about it. I thought Ford build quality sucked until my mom bought an Eclipse. Holy sh1t is Mitsubishi a POS. The damn door and rear hatch were totally misaligned brand new. She has the car for a few years and it's got many rattles. ![]() |
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RIP Dimebag
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Out on the flag football field
Posts: 22,208
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I had an integra that once warmed up on a summer day would shake the entire dash at idle.
What a sh!t bucket that car was.
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Inglewood, CA, USA
Posts: 607
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Me @ Ford
Me: My Mach 460 head unit isn't working (Mustang was 4 years, 11 months and 2 weeks old) Ford: No problem, it's covered. Me: Loaner car? Ford: Yes Me: Drove home with a new 2.3L Focus Me @ Ford next day Ford: We installed a new head unit Me: Thanks
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fix.t |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 14,008
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WOW you must either spend hundreds of dollars there or the mgr is giving it to you up the butt. That's one in a million success stories I'm sure. I was never a Ford hater. It's only recently that I've turned on them. ![]() |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Inglewood, CA, USA
Posts: 607
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No big deal. It was covered under warrenty.
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Who the FVCK cares!
Join Date: May 2002
Location: MINNESOTA
Posts: 1,390
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I have never had a problem with a Ford dealer service. Maybe it is just the dealer some of you are going to.
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24 hour news < *
Join Date: May 2002
Location: I live nowhere.
Posts: 10,592
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Yea, because we all know all dealers are the same and it's perfectly acceptable to compare "Ford Service" to "Acura Service".
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Send lawyers guns & money
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: SW Washington State
Posts: 21,082
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![]() BMW service. On a car I bought USED. Me: About once a week, when cold the car will crank, but not start. Cycle the key and it starts right up. Them: Bring it in. Get to dealer: Here is your Starbucks and the keys to a 2007 525i with 200 miles on it. We'll call you when it's done. Them: We couldn't replicate the problem. We'll keep trying. Them a week later: We still couldn't replicate it, so we went to our database and in the past it's either been a fuel pump, control module, or injectors....so we replace all of it ($2000+ worth of work for a problem that they never actually saw). Car was professionally detailed, not a scratch or swirl on it, ice cold bottle of water in the cup holder and thank you note on the seat. Ford service. Me: Occasionally my heated seat won't come on. Them: Bring it in. Get to dealer: This shouldn't take long, would you like to wait in our 10x10 waiting room with 5 screaming kids? Me: Nothing I'd like more. Them: (10 min later) We hooked it up to the meter, it works fine. Me: Are you calling me a liar? Obviously I have nothing better to do than sit here while you fix my truck. Them: Call us to schedule after it stops working completely. Me: (speachless) Got truck which I told them NOT to wash. The washed it with 5 pounds of play sand in the wash bucket and mineral water rinse baked in the sun.
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