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Old 06-18-2018, 11:33 AM   #1
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Work bathroom story (death nut challenge related)

So last night, I did the 'Death Nut Challenge' (link below). Basically, it's 5 blister packs of peanuts, each one hotter than the one before. The last one is the 'death nut' and has some pepper X something or other on it. You can watch idiots on Youtube doing it if you want. Anyway, the challenge was fvcking weak. Peanuts 1-3 barely even bumped my needle. Peanut 4 was spicy, but nothing intolerable, and the 'death nut' was not very hot either. Anyway, so I finished those up with massive amounts of disappointment and went on my way. Couple hours later, I could feel my stomach churning, getting ready to spew a massive chili-fueled diarrhea. I took a regular shiit and that was that.

Fast forward to today, the stomach was still churning a bit and I knew a diarrhea was imminent. I'm at work, so I was super happy at the thought of smoking the bathroom out with one of my patented rafts. As I make my way to the bathroom, I am behind some chump with a headset on. I watch him as he mutes the headset before heading in. I rush into the stall and start putting work in laying the raft. The guy pisses, and after he's done, I hear him start talking. I couldn't believe my luck! So I lay into the bowl as hard as possible and push like Roffy after a 3 hour buffet binge. Out comes the loudest, wettest fvcking explosion of ass juice the world has probably ever seen. It was INSANE how loud and gross it was. So I'm in there, trying not to laugh and I hear the guy say, "no, what? No, no, sorry". I lost it. I couldn't control myself and started laughing. Loud, boisterous laughing. As soon as I start laughing, the guy shoots out of the bathroom like his hair was on fire.



Anyway, if you want to try those lame ass nuts, you can get them below.
http://deathnuts.com/product/the-dea...enge-pre-order
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Old 06-18-2018, 11:37 AM   #2
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I would have turned the lights out on your smelly ass as I ran out
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Old 06-18-2018, 11:40 AM   #3
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I love to lay a nice Havana omelette at work and just blow it out.
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Old 06-18-2018, 11:40 AM   #4
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Housekeeping woke me up at like 7am in a hotel the morning after a concert once. They were cackling and making a ton of noise in the next room over for over an hour. I remembered your poop raft thread so I packed up and left them a nice bourbon and nacho boat, turned the bathroom heater on the longest setting, toilet lid up and put the do not disturb sign on the door and left. They wonít check/clean those rooms until almost checkout time.
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Old 06-18-2018, 12:04 PM   #5
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Old 06-18-2018, 02:02 PM   #7
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Old 06-18-2018, 02:22 PM   #8
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I would have turned the lights out on your smelly ass as I ran out
Tell your bathroom story again. The one where you were thinking about me and your finger "accidentally" poked through the toilet paper.
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Old 06-18-2018, 03:07 PM   #9
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Tell your bathroom story again. The one where you were thinking about me and your finger "accidentally" poked through the toilet paper.
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Old 06-18-2018, 03:14 PM   #10
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Tell your bathroom story again. The one where you were thinking about me and your finger "accidentally" poked through the toilet paper.
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Old 06-18-2018, 03:33 PM   #11
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Old 06-18-2018, 04:17 PM   #12
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Old 06-18-2018, 05:39 PM   #13
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Old 06-18-2018, 06:26 PM   #15
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Yeah wtf why did he leave? One day he was here and then...
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Old 06-18-2018, 09:19 PM   #16
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So edgy.

Floating turds, scooters, online assaults, chasing people off the internet (ok you have some impressive accomplishments here) that one aside......you have the profile of a 15yr kid.
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So edgy.

Floating turds, scooters, online assaults, chasing people off the internet (ok you have some impressive accomplishments here) that one aside......you have the profile of a 15yr kid.
And yet I can afford to buy a Tesla instead of jerking off to them from magazine pictures. Funny how life works like that.
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Old 06-18-2018, 09:47 PM   #18
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Yeah wtf why did he leave? One day he was here and then...
guess you could say, he left on SHORT notice.

also, the maniacal laugh from behind the sh|tter doors.

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And yet I can afford to buy a Tesla instead of jerking off to them from magazine pictures. Funny how life works like that.
So do it. Go buy one. Prove to me youíre not poor.

Btw - Who the fvck looks at magazines anymore? Do you read them while listening to your mix tapes?
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So do it. Go buy one. Prove to me youíre not poor.

Btw - Who the fvck looks at magazines anymore? Do you read them while listening to your mix tapes?
LMAO. Uh, I don't want one of those pieces of shiit.
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Old 06-19-2018, 04:43 AM   #21
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Yeah wtf why did he leave? One day he was here and then...
He didn't say, he just messaged me on FB that he was leaving MW. No explanation.
I called BS and he was gone
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Old 06-19-2018, 06:14 AM   #22
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Fvcking retards using their phone in the bathroom at work.

Best is when someone is brushing their teeth and you have a massive smelly sh!t.
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Old 06-19-2018, 06:18 AM   #23
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He didn't say, he just messaged me on FB that he was leaving MW. No explanation.
I called BS and he was gone
Message him back and tell him bernard is unhappy about this.
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Old 06-19-2018, 06:40 AM   #24
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LMAO. Uh, I don't want one of those pieces of shiit.
Because youíre too poor and canít afford it.
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Because youíre too poor and canít afford it.
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Because youíre too poor and canít afford it.
Don't worry, Francis. Everyone here knows you don't have two nickels to rub together
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Was there any blood mist blown from the hemmorhoids? Any seamen leakage from large chunks pressing on the prostate as they were launched out?

#poopstories
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Was there any blood mist blown from the hemmorhoids? Any seamen leakage from large chunks pressing on the prostate as they were launched out?

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Wtf
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Wtf
I know,right? I also got a semi reading that.
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Message him back and tell him bernard is unhappy about this.
He deleted all of his accounts right after that.
I was not happy, now when I go to Cali I'll have no way of getting in touch him to punch him the throat like I've fantasied about.
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He deleted all of his accounts right after that.
I was not happy, now when I go to Cali I'll have no way of getting in touch him to punch him the throat like I've fantasied about.
He deleted everything? WTF did he have some type of mental breakdown? I know people who've lost their mind to the point they had to go on FB sabbatical, never understood it. I mean... I get it conceptually but can't imagine myself deteriorating to a point where MW or social media was too much of a burden. Hopefully he's okay
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Old 06-19-2018, 10:31 AM   #32
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He deleted everything? WTF did he have some type of mental breakdown? I know people who've lost their mind to the point they had to go on FB sabbatical, never understood it. I mean... I get it conceptually but can't imagine myself deteriorating to a point where MW or social media was too much of a burden. Hopefully he's okay
He's got big skeletons in his closet. Let's just leave it at that.
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He's got big skeletons in his closet. Let's just leave it at that.
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He deleted everything? WTF did he have some type of mental breakdown? I know people who've lost their mind to the point they had to go on FB sabbatical, never understood it. I mean... I get it conceptually but can't imagine myself deteriorating to a point where MW or social media was too much of a burden. Hopefully he's okay
He was found out and didn't like his faux internet persona being fvcked with.
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He's got big skeletons in his closet. Let's just leave it at that.
Can't be too big, his closets are small.
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He was found out and didn't like his faux internet persona being fvcked with.
I guess I missed that... was the thread wiped out or something? I haven't been on here or posting too much lately on account of the weather not sucking.
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I guess I missed that... was the thread wiped out or something? I haven't been on here or posting too much lately on account of the weather not sucking.
Spending time on the NJ beaches, eh.
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Old 06-19-2018, 10:42 AM   #38
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He deleted everything? WTF did he have some type of mental breakdown? I know people who've lost their mind to the point they had to go on FB sabbatical, never understood it. I mean... I get it conceptually but can't imagine myself deteriorating to a point where MW or social media was too much of a burden. Hopefully he's okay
I don't know, I thought he was just effing with me so I never got ask if everything was ok.
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Spending time on the NJ beaches, eh.


More my good friend just got a bass tracker and we've been out basically everyday on lakes around here. I caught a pickerel last week that was ridiculous. He was trolling over to another part of the lake and I tossed a tiny spoon in then bang... Thing was just over 3', totally lucky catch.


Okay cool story bro
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More my good friend just got a bass tracker and we've been out basically everyday on lakes around here. I caught a pickerel last week that was ridiculous. He was trolling over to another part of the lake and I tossed a tiny spoon in then bang... Thing was just over 3', totally lucky catch.


Okay cool story bro
Wow, that's a decent sized Pike!

Fishing in a fluke tournament this weekend, hopefully our boat does well.
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