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[00v6vert]

I wrote a book and am thinking about throwing my ex GF under the fvcken bus. Everythings legit except for the last chapter. Where i just go off on her. It hasn't been edited or anything

Honestly i loved this girl for the last 2 years, we had an affair together, and all kinds of ****, but i'm just getting tired of getting mixed signals from her. I've invested too much time to put up with this **** anymore



She broke up with me because i told her that her car didn't go 0-60 in 3.5 seconds. It was a BMW 7 series, 2001 I believe, doesn't matter because the fastest i've seen times for is like 5.8 being any year

girls a bitch, Should i write in a book that we had sex and that she got arrested for 3 counts of child abuse...She is my best friends sister, and me and her family are really close, but she wouldn't let me tell them we were going out, and she would kill me if i told them we hooked up.....Book is about to get published, but im thinking on adding another chapter about this BS

[CookieMonster]

too many words

[infinity4life]

I ain't ****ing reading that ****.

[ILoveLamp]

[skepticalfromez]

holy crap im not reading all of that.

[00v6vert]

Originally Posted by ILoveLamp

[skepticalfromez]

Originally Posted by Steveo

you can't be serious, bro.

quoted incase you decide to edit it

[Ja1son]

Originally Posted by Steveo

you can't be serious, bro.

quoted incase you decide to edit it

[Ja1son]

wtfffff
i read up to the 3.5 seconds shiit. that shiit was out of no where

[00v6vert]

alright bad idea

[Don Vito]

Dude ur a fvcking flaming f@ggot.

[Kishan]

maui wowie brah

[00v6vert]

its an autobiography....but this last chapter is kinda out there I don't know if my publisher will let me add it, but i might try

[Don Vito]

Originally Posted by 00v6vert

its an autobiography....but this last chapter is kinda out there I don't know if my publisher will let me add it, but i might try

I hope this joke of a "book" doesn't get published. Who the fvck is going to want to read about your life

[beanbat]

Originally Posted by 00v6vert

its an autobiography....but this last chapter is kinda out there I don't know if my publisher will let me add it, but i might try

This book looks awful. I mean, it just looks absolutely awful.

And who wants to read the autobiography of some 20-something retard that hasn't even done anything with his life yet?



edit: how in the hell can this piece of shiit get published? Who is your publisher?

[skepticalfromez]

Originally Posted by 00v6vert

on edit, i think im going to get my ass flames for this shvt

yeah....totally

[SweetStangS351]

[00v6vert]

Originally Posted by beanbat

This book looks awful. I mean, it just looks absolutely awful.

And who wants to read the autobiography of some 20-something retard that hasn't even done anything with his life yet?



edit: how in the hell can this piece of shiit get published? Who is your publisher?

I was recently diagnosed with schizophrenia, like a year ago. I had these wierd delusions that i was given LSD in a pill form back in 2003 in Basic Training. I remembered being told that we were allowed to pick our wives, and i thought i picked my best friends sister and she bought it. She was married but we had an affair, Her husband died about 6 months later and we went out. I could tell you more, but it would take a long time. To my defense I ran into a guy that told me the same thing happened to him, he didn't have a story but remembered being given a red pill at the end of basic training, at the same place i went to and only a couple months after. Its a crazy story...like i said, the last chapter kinda sucks and i probably wont add it, its just basically me going off on her. The rest of the book is legit, but i just feel its to much of me saying how i love her and **** and telling our story, and recently i got tired of the **** and told her we couldn't be friends anymore because i care about her too much after all the **** weve been through

[beanbat]

Originally Posted by 00v6vert

I was recently diagnosed with schizophrenia, like a year ago. I had these wierd delusions that i was given LSD in a pill form back in 2003 in Basic Training. I remembered being told that we were allowed to pick our wives, and i thought i picked my best friends sister and she bought it. She was married but we had an affair, Her husband died about 6 months later and we went out. I could tell you more, but it would take a long time. To my defense I ran into a guy that told me the same thing happened to him, he didn't have a story but remembered being given a red pill at the end of basic training, at the same place i went to and only a couple months after. Its a crazy story...like i said, the last chapter kinda sucks and i probably wont add it, its just basically me going off on her. The rest of the book is legit, but i just feel its to much of me saying how i love her and **** and telling our story, and recently i got tired of the **** and told her we couldn't be friends anymore because i care about her too much after all the **** weve been through

what's it called, and when does it go on sale?

[MustangFan]

Originally Posted by 00v6vert

I was recently diagnosed with schizophrenia, like a year ago. I had these wierd delusions that i was given LSD in a pill form back in 2003 in Basic Training. I remembered being told that we were allowed to pick our wives, and i thought i picked my best friends sister and she bought it. She was married but we had an affair, Her husband died about 6 months later and we went out. I could tell you more, but it would take a long time. To my defense I ran into a guy that told me the same thing happened to him, he didn't have a story but remembered being given a red pill at the end of basic training, at the same place i went to and only a couple months after. Its a crazy story...like i said, the last chapter kinda sucks and i probably wont add it, its just basically me going off on her. The rest of the book is legit, but i just feel its to much of me saying how i love her and **** and telling our story, and recently i got tired of the **** and told her we couldn't be friends anymore because i care about her too much after all the **** weve been through

have to quote this

[00v6vert]

Originally Posted by beanbat

what's it called, and when does it go on sale?

" I Was Diagnosed With Schizophrenia. An Autobiography by a Modern Day Soldier" No idea when it goes on sale since i just got it to the publisher

[ILoveLamp]

Originally Posted by 00v6vert

" I Was Diagnosed With Schizophrenia. An Autobiography by a Modern Day Soldier" No idea when it goes on sale since i just got it to the publisher

Sounds like a clever title. You might also want to consider something along the lines of "You're reading my book. By the author who wrote it"

[2kanchoo]

Fvckin

[ILoveLamp]

Also, sounds more like a case of advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.

[Sweetriverphil]

are you sure you're not just imagining this whole publishing thing?

[CookieMonster]

this thread is the fvcking epitome of MW awesomeness

[00v6vert]

Originally Posted by Sweetriverphil

are you sure you're not just imagining this whole publishing thing?

The publisher is called PublishAmerica. They aren't the best out there, they don't give you thousands of dollars upfront like some do, but they don't charge you... I've submitted letters to literary agents, but haven't heard back from them yet, it usually takes a couple weeks, but i don't feel like waiting that long and going through the agent ****. I'm just ready to get it over with

[bumassjp]

Originally Posted by 00v6vert

I wrote a book and am thinking about throwing my ex GF under the fvcken bus. Everythings legit except for the last chapter. Where i just go off on her. It hasn't been edited or anything but here it is.

Honestly i loved this girl for the last 2 years, we had an affair together, and all kinds of ****, but i'm just getting tired of getting mixed signals from her. I've invested too much time to put up with this **** anymore

Chapter twelve
I just sent a letter to Robin today, telling her that we couldn’t be friends anymore because I cared about her too much, and didn’t want to see her going out with other guys and eventually getting married. It was really nice. But **** that ****. She’s a ****ing *******, she doesn’t care. I’m not about to waste my time waiting on bull**** that is never going to happen, and just waiting on mixed signals. They are great and all and they can keep you going. But you don’t want to be in that ****. Life’s too short to hear someone tell you that they care about you but are going to go after some other guy. That’s just ****en bull****. Forget everything that we’ve been through. Who the **** are you to tell me that you have feelings for me, and then at the next minute tell me you are going to try it out with another guy. You’re a ****ing *******. And then you expect me to get pissed. And tell me that if I don’t I don’t love you. You don’t know what love ****ing is. Every thing’s just been a god damned game to you. You can’t tell me that you love me one day and then kick me out over a god damned car. What kind of **** is that? You’re lucky I didn’t get more pissed, and I just walked out. I should have told you to **** off, and I’m not leaving. You’re paying for my god damned plane flight home. And I’m sleeping in your bed because I don’t give a ****, you can go to the couch. And let you call the damned cops on me, and have them kick me out. And you’re an ******* for yelling my name back as I walked out. You said all that **** and you just expect me to turn around. You’re the one who kicked me out **** you. Grow some god damned balls, and stick with it. You obviously were so pissed because your car didn’t go 3.5 seconds and I hated the car you were looking at. Who the **** gets pissed over something stupid like that? You are ****ing crazy. And then you have the nerve to tell me the next morning that I was the one being immature. What the **** did you expect me to do? You kicked me out? Was I supposed to apologize and say no your car did go as fast as a ****en Ferrari. And that I liked the piece of **** you were looking at. You were acting like a bitch that day, but I just didn’t say anything. Which was weird because you had been so nice the last week. But, I’m a nice guy, I’m not going to call you a bitch, I’ll just put up with your bitchyness till it goes away. Well **** that ****. I should have known you were going to pull something stupid like this. And this isn’t just the beginning. You were a ****ing ******* for telling brad about me and you, just so I wouldn’t come back after our damn argument about you sleeping with a marine or not. That came out of ****en nowhere. And then you go and say I held a knife to your neck. That’s the biggest bull**** I’ve ever heard. I didn’t do ****. Who the **** are you to spread rumors like that. I might be crazy, there are many other stories you could have told, but to make something like that up, whatever. That ****s too long ago, I’m not even pissed about that anymore. I think it makes you look like an idiot, to say all that and then come and be with me. And then your dumb ass tries to tell me that you have feelings for me just after that, like a couple months, while you’re broke up with brad, and seeing your BOYFRIEND John. You’ve got some issues. And you use this guy, you ****en use him, and pretend that you have feelings for him. That’s just ****en low. That guy was an ugly nasty piece of **** anyways and you kissed him, and held his damn hand. I don’t know what the **** you were thinking. Who the **** plays around with emotions like that. You do! Let’s not even get started on this damn cruise. You told your brother that I bought that **** for you for your birthday, well that’s just bull****. Not to mention I can’t get a damn phone call from you after that, you wonder why I deleted you from my friends. I’m sitting there at a god damned hospital, in a foreign country, and you can’t ****en call me. As a matter of fact I didn’t get a call from you for a couple damn months after that. We started talking again while playing damn poker, and you asked how I was. You obviously were pretty damned worried. **** you for telling me that you hope I never forget about you. After we haven’t talked for weeks, After your dumb ass had your stupid retarded friend tell me that I need to stay out of your life. All I told you was that I miss you. That’s it, I tell you I ****en miss you! Even worse, you told me about all your issues, opened up to me and everything, and we were cool. But no you go and have your friend, a stupid internet buddy that you met off of Facebook. And I can’t believe you let this ****er come over to your house. What the **** were you thinking, you don’t meet guys online. Some guy shows up in your town and calls you and says hey I’m in town can I stay with you, and you say yes! You met him ONLINE! He stays for a ****en week!!! What if he was a god damned psycho. You’d be ****ed. And this guy is your best friend now. You know this guy has feelings for you, but you’re just playing with his **** too, because you know you’ll never feel anything for him. And you even told me when I was there that you didn’t want him to know that me and you were going out because he would get mad and never talk to you again and he was your number one fan, you couldn’t lose him. And you let all this **** go on next to you. You talk to all these guys who tell you that they love you and you can stay with them whenever you want and all this ****, but you get pissed at me just for saying I miss you. Trust me that won’t happen anymore. You can kiss my ****en ass. I mean who the **** gets mad at someone when they say I miss you. It’s not like they are going to hurt your ****en feelings. All you have to do is humor them for a ****en second and be a god damned nice person. Not have your friend blow off on them because they said they missed you.. That’s just bull****, and then you have the nerve to tell them that you don’t want to talk to them anymore over that! Well, I shouldn’t say nerve you don’t even have the balls to tell me, you have your stupid boyfriend internet buddy do it. Whatever you’re a ****en bitch. All the I love you’s and everything were ****en lies. You didn’t miss me, you missed someone paying attention to you. People do this **** all the time, they drag people along, just because it’s convienent for them. Well **** that ****. People like that are ****en low. And you are the ****en master at it. The only thing that I regret is not being an ******* to you sooner, being nice all these times to you, putting up with all your ****. And just to let you know how serious I am, I have already let everyone know that I went out with you. You’re a bitch for not telling your parents or letting me tell your brothers. My best ****en friend. But I’m not even getting started. You know how you didn’t want to let anyone know that we had sex and you would be so pissed at me if I did that you would ****en kill me. Well I just did. And to top it all off, you legal issue is you let two dumb ass guys into your house and one of them stabbed the other and you got charged with 3 counts of child abuse, and had your kids taken away from you. Now in your defense you did nothing wrong, you were upstairs when this happened. But you were a big dumb ass letting guys you barely know into your house. But keep on meeting these guys on the damn internet, guys that are ****ing going nowhere. Guys that have nothing better to do than to come and meet your ass. I hope you have a good ****en life.

PS. here car was a BMW 7 series 2001, don't know what kind but it sure as hell didn't go 3.5 seconds

Cliffnotes: girls a bitch, Should i write in a book that we had sex and that she got arrested for 3 counts of child abuse...She is my best friends sister, and me and her family are really close, but she wouldn't let me tell them we were going out, and she would kill me if i told them we hooked up.....Book is about to get published, but im thinking on adding another chapter about this BS


on edit, i think im going to get my ass flames for this shvt

who the fvck is gonna read that for free let alone pay for it... you are supposed to pay others to listen to you ... shrinks

on edit: rofl.... well fvck that shiit... fvck this shiit... i wonder what the whole book looks like and how many times that style phrase was uttered pointlessly...

[bumassjp]

Originally Posted by 00v6vert

The publisher is called PublishAmerica. They aren't the best out there, they don't give you thousands of dollars upfront like some do, but they don't charge you... I've submitted letters to literary agents, but haven't heard back from them yet, it usually takes a couple weeks, but i don't feel like waiting that long and going through the agent ****. I'm just ready to get it over with

this rant of yours will never be published in a serious manner. end your life.

[Sweetriverphil]

Originally Posted by 00v6vert

The publisher is called PublishAmerica. They aren't the best out there, they don't give you thousands of dollars upfront like some do, but they don't charge you... I've submitted letters to literary agents, but haven't heard back from them yet, it usually takes a couple weeks, but i don't feel like waiting that long and going through the agent ****. I'm just ready to get it over with

Have you looked up PublishAmerica

[Blck92GT]

Originally Posted by Sweetriverphil

Have you looked up PublishAmerica

No sh1t

You know its bad when you type Publish America into google and it autocompletes to Publish America Scam

[knupxfon]

http://critters.critique.org/sting/

[CANTCME]

[Crmsn_Ghost]

This guy is totally bat****.

[notfastenuf]

http://www.aetv.com/intervention/index.jsp

[MOIISKA]

Wow. This guy the front runner for: Batsh1t crazy of the year award - 2010.

[bored]

Yes I would include that. Your book sounds very interesting. I would love to read it.

[Mizzoustud]

Best thread of my life.

[Snot Bubble]

This has to be a facking joke. Pathetic mang.

[Mizzoustud]

... to be diagnosed with an illness as awful as this at the hands of an organization promising protection to its members. The defilement emanating from the depths of cultures such as these are the opitome of irresponsible behavior.

CHAPTER TWELVE

****en ***** bitch ****** **** to me with **** cheese grater **** elongated elbow ******* ****en **** that **** ******* halogen ****** processed meat *** **** that **** ***** ****** 3.5 second ****en **** birthed kittens!