So I had jaw surgery last week

[Bender]

Yay, I can eat solid food again!

Chick-Fil-a...

[El Immigrante]

Originally Posted by beanbat

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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But I'm glad you're ok!

[Bender]

Originally Posted by El Immigrante

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But I'm glad you're ok!

Considering the trauma, I haven't felt much pain. I got 19 paid days off from work for little more than an annoyance.

[Intimidator]

Originally Posted by Bender

oh lord.



the appliance is basically a metal bar running the width of my mouth with a hole in the middle of it.

That's horrible. Get well soon.

[Bender]

Originally Posted by MoiiskasBrother

if you're not eating solids you're not constipated, there is really just nothing in there to poo out. i've done the liquid diet, yes you drop weight at an alarming weight, and yes, you don't really poop either

Oh, there was something in there alright.

[Bender]

Originally Posted by MoiiskasBrother

man, nothing worked for me. I when i did, it was like rabbit sh1t

Dude I clogged the sh!tter when the laxative started working. Had a nice big dump every day after.